

POV: Your girlfriend gently shakes you awake. It’s -10°F outside. You notice the goosebumps running up and down her body. She looks you concernedly in the eyes as she says, “Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.” You cry because Skyrim is about to invade your life once again.