

Gooood morning! How's your day starting out?
Mine's going pretty good, I have about 28 tabs open looking at totally normal sized dildos and uh.... I'm gonna take a pause and go do some errands rl quick before I'm more of a savage today. Did you know that some big dildos literally weigh more then the other half of the fuck machine? ASK ME HOW I KNOW
(I'll tell you, the big Bruce from Realdolls one basically tips the machine over 🥲)