

🏆***BREAKING NEWS*** 🏆 Deadline to apply 📜 is June 2nd! *Taking entries for the SECOND ANNUAL **DICKathalon** this month!* 😇 Applicants and their **penises** will go through a series of trials this month. Those who prove themselves worthy will be *handsomely rewarded!* ***Tip $100 on this post or DM me to enter! ༘♡*** *"This competition changed my life" - Elon Musk's penis* 🚀