

Greetings! So if you want to ask "where am I now?" I'll tell you! So sit down and take off your pants (because it's HOT here) haha Before we begin you must learn the rules of my private club. First rule: if you have a boner - you've come to the right place haha just text me. Second rule: if you're having fun/bored/want to talk about something - you've come to the right place. Just text me. Third rule: if you want to talk about your boner - check the rules above haha. Seems easy haha! Let's move on. In order not to clutter your head with a bunch of text, I’ll tell you about my hobbies and life in the post below!