I have no idea what the fuck I am doing here. Two things com..
Added 2022-10-05 15:25:56 +0000 UTCI have no idea what the fuck I am doing here. Two things come to mind. WIlliam Hung auditioning with "She Bangs" for American Idol, and my friend Teresa, who told a story once about being in a high-end strip club in San Francisco 20 years ago in which she was carrying on a conversation with a gentleman about the city's architecture and suddenly had the epiphany that it was not the right time or place. I joined two other models' pages and these girls are throwing down while I am playing a game of tiddlywinks. I hope you all like tiddlywinks. "I have no professional training"...I am just here to audition to be your next, great, American Fallen Idol. Ps. Tip me $20 to take the tiddly off my winks. ;)
