‘Twas the night before Friday and all through the town Not a..
Added 2020-08-06 02:20:09 +0000 UTC‘Twas the night before Friday and all through the town Not a person was stirring, because of lockdown The dive bars were emptying quick The restaurants even faster You cracked open a cold one and said “Fuck this I’m getting plastered” You downed a craft beer or maybe seven, but who’s counting Your worries vanished, Your sorrows were drowning With your better judgement conveniently hindered You said to yourself: “Let’s have a look and see who’s on tinder” Swipe swipe, silence Oh well, no catch That’s when you heard it: *bing!* it’s a match! She said her name was Esmerelda You asked if she was a gypsy She avoided the question You’d find this odd if you weren’t tipsy Esmerelda asked if you would like to try something new You chucked and typed: “Could that something be you 😘😈” She said “very well” then just disappeared As you began to pass out, you said “that was weird” The next morning you woke, head pounding and feeling like shit When you looked down and noticed: “HOLY FUCK I HAVE TITS” the Gypsy must have cursed me, But I don’t hate this hex The question is now.... What to do next? ➡️Everyone with auto renew switched on for my premium page will get the rest of this for freeeee tonight! But it’s going out via DMs so if you want it come check it out! ➡️https://onlyfans.com/ohdearodette
