



My boyfriend was walking down the hall naked. I made him go up and down the hall a few times so I could have a good view. Then he goes "do you want me to do it again?" And I said "yes please." So he goes "well, I don't show my ass for free." "Why not? I show my ass for free " "I have an expensive ass. It's $50 per view." "Holy crap, that's expensive!" "Make sure you subscribe to my OnlyFans." I'm dead. 😂