

Today is Day 1 of *”Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s!”* **Roses are yellow, violets are blue. Pull out your pecker, and let’s make some goo!** [Check back every morning for a new stupid Valentine’s Day pun, and every evening for the corresponding set. I’m marking some of these *extra* low, because V-Day has me feeling *extra* sweet with cherries on top 🥰]