This is the longer version of a Tumblr post I just made. Top..
Added 2022-02-18 21:31:24 +0000 UTCThis is the longer version of a Tumblr post I just made. Topless starts about 5 minutes in.
I’m back and this heart is ready to party! …and race… maybe even fail if we’re really lucky. Even at the beginning, my pump is working hard. Caffeine and excitement had me tachycardic before I even got going. Once I added a couple minutes of squat pulses, it was squeezing madly in my chest, valves pounding out a frantic rhythm, faster and faster in my ears. The final step, once it got up into the 160s, was to *pop* open a little bottle of extra fun. My heart rate shot up 20 bpm in just a handful of seconds, almost pounding out of my chest.
Ohhhh that was fun. 😊💦
And as a bonus exercise, take the same audio and imagine me strapped to a table, your fingers on my throat, eyes on an array of monitors, and syringes full of dangerous stimulants laid out before you. You can administer them in succession until my heart gives out…. Actually, maybe I should make an edit like that. 🤔
