😱MARCH MADNESS 😱 Ok so yesterday on live I revealed that I n..
Added 2021-03-09 15:35:50 +0000 UTC😱MARCH MADNESS 😱
Ok so yesterday on live I revealed that I now *officially* do dick ratings for which are $15 for a silly 2 minute video of me rambling, or $7 if you just want me to ramble via text.
We also decided that in the spirit of MARCH MADNESS I will be holding a competition of sorts for whoever has the highest *picture* rating (I give 2 ratings, one for the photo, one for the dick itself).
Rules:
-You have to actually pay for the dick rating + confirm that you want to be in the running(i.e. you can opt out)
-At the end of the month whoever has the best picture rating will get bragging rights & I'll make you some content personally :3
-Your photo has to actually be of a penis, not a kitten in a box labeled "My dick in a box"
**Also if you're not the owner of a penis and you wish to participate plz let me know because also we can work that out
