

hi so um. . .i felt like i should let you know that MY BIRTHDAY IS ON OCTOBER 4th!!!! and this european trip is the best way i could think of to celebrate my 40th year existing in this dimension. i'm leaving the day after tomorrow but any tips you want to gift me would be soooo appreciated, as i'd really like to treat myself to a foreign beer or two while i'm out there!
i'm so grateful to all of you, especially those who have been with me for years. i can't even describe how much it has meant to me and what y'all have brought to my life, and i hope i have brought you just as much joy and love and sexual celebration and acceptance and orgasms!!!
tomorrow is never a promise so grab life by the balls cuz this moment is all you've got <3 <3 <3