Boss called me in and ask me how come I'm a bit out zoned ou..
Added 2022-03-12 22:37:22 +0000 UTCBoss called me in and ask me how come I'm a bit out zoned out today. I told him the lamest excuse that I gained so much weight during pandemic and I couldn't even fit into my pants. He just laughed and told me to go back to my cube. In reality, my pants is just way too tight and walking around the office becoming like a embarrassing problem. I really need to get bigger pants! This pandemic is tough! I mean... you see that bulge right? Thank god it wasn't leaking precum.
