

A farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller: "Is he any good for mating?" "Oh, no problem there, he screwed every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!" "Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?" "You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."