Life update: The world almost lost a cool guy with a penis l..
Added 2022-04-26 17:32:59 +0000 UTCLife update: The world almost lost a cool guy with a penis last month. My car is totaled and I sustained a concussion and an exploded ear (don’t worry, a plastic surgeon was able to put it back together). I am healing well and feeling good overall, and feeling very fortunate to be alive. Luckily, nobody else was injured, and this cool guy and his penis are still kicking around this big blue marble for now.
Also, despite my absence I haven’t forgotten about you, my fans and friends. Thanks for sticking around, thanks for being patient. I assure you that I’m cooler and hornier than ever, so stay tuned for more of what you love, like my cool balls, my cool ass, and this penis of mine, which is also very cool. New content is coming soon, so you can too!
