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Okay, so I'm a DUMBASS! I slept through my 8:45AM alarm for ..

Okay, so I'm a DUMBASS! I slept through my 8:45AM alarm for my first outpatient Detox appointment 😭😖😞😤 UHGGGG! I was so excited for this, too. The facility is only 8 friggin minutes driving distance from my home!! Hell, I coukd even WALK my happy ass there. But NOPE! My internal clock was like "NAW FAM, YOU SLEEP! YOU NO GO ANYWHERE BUT A ONE WAY TICKET TO ZzZzZz ISLAND!" 😑

Story of my life, thanks for coming to my 'TED Talk: The Biggest Snoozer'. 😴 SoOoOoOo WITH THAT BEING SAID, I will be back Online for another Live Stream TONIGHT around 6PM PST! I might log on for juuuuust a moment at 4:20PM PST just so I can toke with y'all. Spread the word, tell yuh fraaaaands, and come celebrate an early Happy Dirty 30th Barfday 🤮 to me [actual bday daye 03/26] 🥳🤣
Cum spoil me, and I will generously reward you for your contribution to my Birthday Fun 🎉🎂 Here's the link. Share it with your homies and your elderly family members, too. Even Gramma and Gramps gotta "live a little" [elbow nudge, nudge] if yuh know what I meeeeaaaannnnn hehe 😜
Alright y'all, Ima go get ready and we shall see eachother at 4:20PM PST for a brief smoke sesh, and then we will hangout for a few hours on Live Stream! 💻 LOVE YOU ALL 🌠

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