Countdown Til Halloween POD #4 If you've got it, haunt it? ..
Added 2021-10-18 16:46:15 +0000 UTCCountdown Til Halloween POD #4
If you've got it, haunt it?
What happened to the brain-eating zombie that went to Washington?
He starved to death.
Two Zombies Are Having A Conversation...
Two zombies start talking about their past lives as humans. The main talker is rambling on and on about what he would have been.
Suddenly, the second starts walking around normally, not stumbling into everything.
The first is amazed and stares at him. "How.. did you do that?", he asks.
The second realizes what he's doing and stops, looking back to the first. "Oh, I'm sorry. You just bored me back to life."
