





Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again. Why are Scandinavian women so hot? The Vikings didn’t bring back the ugly ones. My friends and I are starting a disco group. We’ll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador. We call ourselves: The Pillage People. Where do southern Viking descendants go after death? Y’allhalla. Have a kick-ass day!