VD for EVERYONE! Not so long ago I had to make my annual gy..
Added 2021-02-14 18:12:53 +0000 UTCVD for EVERYONE!
Not so long ago I had to make my annual gynecologist appointment.
Me (on the phone): What do you have available?
Gyn Office: We're booked up for the next 9 weeks.
Me (doing the math): Perfect. That's mid-February. What do you have available on the 14th? I'd like to know I have a plan and someone will be near my lady parts on Valentine's Day.
Them (stoic as anything): Sorry, we're booked solid on the 14th.
Me: Damn. Great minds. Please put me on the cancellation list. I'll call you each week should I remain single.
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"If I asked you to name all the things you loved, how long would it take for you to name yourself?"
Whether you are treating yourself right today or someone else, I hope you have a great day!
Xo!
-a
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