Added 2024-12-25 17:12:34 +0000 UTC
🎄🎁 THE GRINCH WHO FUCKED CHRISTMAS 🎁🎄 ~ Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot... but the Grinch (who lived just north of Toronto, actually) did not. Please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that her shoes were too tight. It could be her head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that her tits were two sizes too small! Whatever the reason, her tits or her shoes, she stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos. “4:00, find a new project to hyperfixate on. 4:30, stare into the fridge. 5:00, solve who shot the CEO, tell no one. 5:30, pole dance. 6:30, Uber eats just for me—I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my seasonal depression... unless I move my depression slump to 9PM, then I still have time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and grapple with the realization that I’ll never be able to afford a house in Toronto … what would I wear?” She slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant, all around Canada snatching each present! She unwrapped all their toys. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all of their toys, one by one, up her chimney. She cleaned out the icebox as quick as a flash … why, the Grinch even inserted the last can of Who Hash. She came on the ribbons, she came on the tags. She came on the packages, boxes, and bags! And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, That neither the Grinch’s small heart nor her tits grew at all that day. But she had lots of cool new dildos, and no hate for the Whos, And she felt as though she’d been fucked by ten Grinches, plus two. #fyp #camgirl #smalltits #bigpussylips #solo #masturbate #taboo #pussy #pussystretching #bigtoys #hugetoys #bigdildo #hugedildo #sizequeen #fuckmachine #squirt #squirter #squirting #messy #wet #cosplay #grinch #christmas
