Your girlfriend won’t stop eating, even though she complains..
Added 2023-07-13 02:30:19 +0000 UTCYour girlfriend won’t stop eating, even though she complains about her bloated belly. The waitress stops by a few times, asking if you need anything, anything at all. But you’re pretty sure she just wants to stare at your girlfriend’s belly. This feeling is confirmed when other waitresses serving patrons on the opposite side of the restaurant slowly walk by your table, eyes shifted downward onto your girlfriend’s orb between her legs. Finally, your girlfriend finishes the second large pizza and needs to button her pants back up so you can pay and leave. Except there’s one problem. They won’t button, obviously. After a few tries she gets it, but then the hole gives up and her belly forces itself out of her pants. Finally, your girlfriend just decides to leave with her belly out, giving it a few jiggles before you help her waddle to the parking lot.
