Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! In this video, I'm topl..
Added 2022-12-20 00:44:41 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas, ya filthy animals! In this video, I'm topless, licking and sucking on a giant candy cane in front of a super sensitive microphone. You can hear my breathing, this thing is so sensitive you can just about hear my heartbeat. In this 4'49-long video, I slide my tongue all over the candy cane (yes, both ends) and you can hear absolutely everything in exquisite detail. This was a tonne of fun to make, I really didn't expect the mic to pick up quite so much sound :P For the framing of the video, please look at the free preview as it is an excellent indication of what you will see. If me absolutely going to town on a giant candy cane sounds like something you would like, then MERRY CHRISTMAS.
