A Naughty Christmas Poem ‘Twas the night before Christmas, ..
Added 2022-12-24 13:01:15 +0000 UTCA Naughty Christmas Poem
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and this little elf
Was taking her clothes off and touching herself.
When Santa discovered her, “HO HO!” said he.
“You’d better come over and sit on my knee.
I’ll bet you’ve got secrets, and I want to hear
How very naughty have you been this year?”
“Well, Santa,” she said, “I’ve had quite the time.
I’ve sucked lots of cocks and drank lots of wine.
I’ve licked lots of pussies and scissored some too,
I’ve even had orgies! What’s a girl to do?!”
“Oh dear,” Santa said, “that is naughty indeed!
You’ll have to pay penance. That’s what you need.
If you want a present, you’ll have to be good
Bend over, my dear, and take Santa’s wood.”
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
😆🎄🎅🎁
