

***On the 14th Day of Christmas…*** **You brought to me:** a second act of Humiliation I told you this wasn’t going to be easy. But hey, it’s Day 14 which means you’re already 2/3 of the way finished. Look at you! No really, look at you… you really need to do something about that hair. And your face, what’s wrong with it? Haven’t you ever heard of exfoliation before? How about I teach you a little secret recipe of mine… a bedtime routine face mask! It includes only 3 simple ingredients: peanut butter, an egg, and oats. Mix them all together in a bowl and apply liberally to your ugly face. That’s much better. I will allow either a photo or video of you relaxing before bedtime in order to qualify for today's submission.