

***On the 5th Day of Christmas…*** **You brought to me:** one act of Self Degradation This should be fun. For me, at least. Remember yesterday how we were slapping your boner? Let’s do that again, more slapping. Camera at the ready… recite the phrase, “I’m a dumb, dirty pervert” aloud and then follow it up with a whole hearted slap to the face. Do it the way I would. Send me your aggressive pervert confessionary in video form to qualify for today’s submission.