I'd invite you all in for another Sunday Storytime, but I, a..
Added 2024-12-09 01:01:02 +0000 UTCI'd invite you all in for another Sunday Storytime, but I, ah...have no voice. Lol but here's a story? Amusingly, I have spent the last week locking lube, condoms, and sex toys into security boxes at my day job. Do you know how ridiculous it is to lock three pack condoms in a locked box? They get stolen that much, which is even more insane when compared to the sheer amount of Plan B, and it's variants we sell every week. Upwards of 50 or so a week, for what it's worth, by the way. I really thought having to deal with the porn mags at Barnes and Noble was bad. Sticky magazines is a delight compared to finding used sex toys in the bathroom...
So, for fun, here's my advice. If you want sex toys from your local drug store, just order them through Uber Eats or DoorDash. The staff will commiserate with your shopper, and you won't end up being another crazy retail story. Alternatively, do what I do. Order your toys off SHEIN.
