What’s this? Luke fucking Skywalker in my private quarters? ..
Added 2020-11-01 00:05:12 +0000 UTCWhat’s this? Luke fucking Skywalker in my private quarters? Is this a gift? I think so. I’m not like the other storm troopers Luke, I have my own personal reasons to hate you, reasons that make it so easy for me to kill you. Where are your friends Luke? No ones coming to save you are they? Perfect. • • See they just added this wonderful little setting to these blasters, a shrink ray. We may be bad aim with these, but that’s fine because I don’t need it to end you. You’re so small, there’s nothing you can do to get away, not even that precious “force” of yours can save you now. I’ve been dreaming about this for years, ending you, ending the rebellion once and for all. Finally being able to break free of this vicious lifestyle that is my life. Haven’t you learned by now Luke that the dark side will always prevail? Goodbye Luke, long live the Empire!
