








OF is just a side hustle. I have a real job and am a big fucking deal in my line of work. I usually fly 50 weeks a year and I work a lot. With my sex drive most days I barely make it through the day. It’s hard to hide my thick package in my suit. Sometimes I wear khakis just to drive all the other men at the office crazy. It gets me off knowing how bad they want me to toss them over the conference table or into a stall and rearrange their guts. Or bang their wives. They should be so lucky.