**story time** 😄🤓 so after purchasing the dress in my previ..

**story time** 😄🤓 so after purchasing the dress in my previous post - which btw has arrived in time for my trip so i can collect it this weekend!! 🥺 so maybe if you were on the fence about helping me with that purchase, this might nudge you in the right direction, as now you can be certain you will see the photos as soon as next week 😉 - i've decided to be a bit more disciplined about diet & to try and get some light exercise daily (either walking to the office, my trapeze class or the light yoga sessions - which are streaming on twitch btw! if you haven't found me there yet, i highly suggest you do 😇) so partly because of that, and also as a futile attempt to save money, i decided not to buy weed when i ran out on sunday 🥲🌿 so on tuesday evening i decided to instead have a glass of red wine with my dinner 🤪 in summer i used to go for white, or at least not so full-bodied reds, so i kinda forgot how horny it makes me 😳 one glass turned into two, at which point i started remembering 😅 so partly because of that, and also due to missing my boyfriend lots and learning that he won't be able to come visit in november 😢 i decided to give dating apps another go after not meeting anyone new through them for over a year 🤷🏼‍♀️ on wednesday i spent the whole day chatting to nice people, but it also made me realise how draining online dating is 😅 but one of the conversations stood out and i kind of decided to focus on that to stop it from becoming too overwhelming 😵‍💫 to put the story & the reason for connecting in short: his lifestyle seemed weirdly like an older, fancier & wealthier version of mine 😅 like if you ask me where do i want to see myself in 10 years i might be tempted to say "living this kind of lifestyle" 😂 the tableware, the glassware, the cooking ingredients, the plant family, and a fucking wine cellar 😱 manifesting this for myself in 10 years time (and 4 cats haha 🐱) anyways, all of the above, were completely overshadowed, absolutely obliterated, almost forgotten (minus that pine tree, it was the softest pine tree and the nicest tactile sensation 🥺), when compared to..... *drumroll* 🥁 ✨ **the ass-eating** ✨ yes! yesyesyesyes! it happened, and oh my god was it magnifique! 😍 i had my ass eaten! 🤪 not eaten, excuse me, that would be an offense - DEVOURED 💥 omg, i never came like this, i thought i'm departing this dimension 🤯 wowieeee, that was one eventful thursday night 😮‍💨 so partly because of that, and also to celebrate 30k likes 💕 (thank you thank you thank you 🥺) i am aiming to create a special series of photos 😁 so stay tuned 😉 **P.S.:** can you spot the difference between the first & last photo aka before & after 🍑👅