

Masturbate Your Social Life Away. You're being a little too social. I think you're going out a little bit too much. It's taking away from your masturbation. I've worked really hard to help you increase your masturbation addiction. So you’re going to have to stop that. I want you to start masturbating more. I want you to masturbate your social life away. You don't really need friends. You really don't need your family either. What you need is more masturbation.