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kind of a "per my last email" quickie (still trying to figure out something w/ my squat rack, regardless, have some ass)

me and my 90s-ass ass (I keep forgetting that green lighting, while a little rough to make look flattering, hits kinda rad when you pull it off)

casually thinking about the approach of halloween, and had stuff on and felt cute so~

[gestures towards lap menacingly] this baby can crush 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 heads

gotta say I'm really digging the zero suit, especially these easy-access upgrade installation ports 😏 (that is what they're there for, right? right???) did a lil 26 minute anal vid (or more like 20 minutes of anal and 6 minutes finishing myself off) cuz it'd been a while since I poked my p-spot

witch drone? witch drone. not to be confused with the dronewich, which requires at least two of em stacked horizontally (god if only etc.)

~drippy~ recently had a request from a friend to "fuck a flashlight fixed against your bench press or whatever", and realized I could make it a little more interesting by straddling a bar and belting my thighs and the toy around it. it's kinda hard to get off like this (and literally dismount afterwards, I'm balanced on the balls of my feet here) but felt pretty rewarding lmao unfortunately now I gotta wipe everything down before leg day so I don't slip and die doin squats brb

I don't think I've ever done a "you find me in your bedroom like this, wyd" post, because I can't think of a joke for one, but that's probably a testament to how rock-solid it is as a content theme

another one of those "quickie on my way out the door" kinda posts

brats will look at your paddle dead-on and be like "huh. I wonder who that's for."

I find it funny how much I was warned that HRT reduces load size. I'm sure it will 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, but I don't feel like I'm shooting particularly gentle loads lately.

I think my interpretation of "white tie" dress is controversial, but inarguably superior to convention

quickie with a question: what constitutes bimbo-ing? being sexy and wearing pink? can you be a dual-type, like bimbo/goth? I don't understand the rules there

this dress is absolutely too short to wear in public, but the perfect length if somebody wants to get up under it and do a little work with their tongue 😉

wanted to say goodbye to a stroking toy the only way that seemed fitting: cumming all over my zero suit costume