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So, I'm about to email IWantClips and all of My fansites to ask if the faintest hint of the suggestion of *cough* cannibalism is against TOS because LITTLE BLACK RIDING HOOD?

🚨 New clip! 🚨 The long-awaited followup to My bestseller, Negative Affirmations, has just dropped! You know those wholesome, uplifting affirmation videos? Well, this isn't one of them. It is the stinging, emasculating inverse of those. This video is a veritable coping toolbox brimming with sharp, savage implements, awash in the warm, mesmerizing guidance of My velvety contralto snarl. It will help you learn your place: a Pussy-free unfuckable gooner bitch, fit only to tribute superior Women. Repeat each line after Me. Then, go forth and tribute. Stunningly high quality - Filmed with My Canon 90D and Shure SM7B. Runtime: 11:35.

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ICYMI... Green screen went live today. ;) Ohhh, I'm going to have fun with this!

Have I got a surprise for you on stream tomorrow... ;)

My personal life has been intensely, impossibly busy recently, so here's a throwback still from some strange pantyhose-stroking ASMR ass worship. ;)

Slowly, inexorably, you take your place at My feet... don't you? ;) ~ ~ ¤ ~ ~ Here's a spring update post for My good boys and girls! I've been on a brief hiatus during the recent stretch of lovely spring weather, elbows deep in garden dirt and [redacted art business things]. This is My favorite time of year, and I've been completely and thoroughly blissed out, awash in dopamine as My first spring bulbs of the year break their dormancy and perfume the air around My sun-drenched porch. Everything thrives under My nurturance - and perhaps you could too. Does this bring you vicarious joy? Are you basking in My well-deserved contentment? I've opened a special Garden Gooner tier on here for those who have expressed interest in reimbursing/subfunding My roses and peonies and other such flowering lovelies I plant in nearly comical excess every spring. This tier includes an optional monthly care package containing whatever I've been harvesting - things like edible flower petals for tea, a jar of jam made with whatever fruits and flowers are in season on My property, a sample of whatever snobby tea I've been particularly enjoying lately, homemade CBD-infused goodies, etc., plus a handwritten note and photos describing the things I've planted recently, and how fucking much I love them. Like sexy garden penpals, with a foodie twist! ;) Free task: get some sun on your face and some fresh air in your lungs, dolls. ~ ~ ¤ ~ ~ Miss My velvet voice? Spend some quality time under My soothing and serene guidance by booking an intimate one-on-one session with Me (Tuesdays and Thursdays preferred). And don't forget - My birthday is in just 8 days! ;)

...But what if we made Tiddy Sweat Tuesdays a thing? (Edited to add a top notch meme for the plebs, because I love it too much to not subject everyone possible to it)

Slut Task IV is LIVE! Let's just say you're never going to look at your shoes and slippers the same way again when I'm done with you. Content warning: mild testicular obliteration Recorded with My Canon 90D and Shure SM7B. Crisp.

Here's a juicy little teaser gif from some blisteringly hot content I can't fucking wait til I have the time to edit. I'm feeling charitable, so plebs receive a humorously pixelated still, hahaha

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Attention, all My good, patient painsluts: it is once again time for you to suffer exquisitely for My entertainment! I present, Slut Task III! As I always say, My primary export is audacity... and oh, this one definitely made Me cackle while I dreamed it up. Enjoy! ;)

The briefest dirty garden feet tease before I go right back to ignoring you 💜💙

I hope you nerds know I laugh out loud every time I make these fucking gifs

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Posting this late because of who I am as a person, but... Here's a very intimate shot of Bonesaw's Bonedoir, and the view I wake up to every morning. <3 <3 (For those of you unfamiliar with Bonesaw Manor - yes, My real life good boys and I have owned this mini fortress on a few forested acres up a steep hill for years. Just wait til it greens up around here in the Frosty North, and I resume My gardenposting, hahaha. ;))

The wet look catsuit is finally here, and I am IN. LOVE. Task whores get a smoldering video tease, because they've been waiting so patiently for Me to unleash some fresh horrors unto them. The Bonesawn catch but a glimpse of earthly divinity. And of course, plebs just get a meme, ahahaha. (I expected the catsuit a bit sooner in the week - I'm not likely to be able to scrounge up the time to film a task or two this weekend, but I'll do My best.)

So, some new shinies arrived yesterday... New content coming soon! ;)

Here's a sneak preview of a still from some upcoming content... And, can I just say, holy FUCKkk this galaxy catsuit. 🔪 L E T H A L 🔪 Also, an update: the wet look black catsuit shipped today, so expect a little something saucy later in the week when I try it on for the first time... And finally, esteemed task whores, I have not forgotten you, you'll be getting an extra special treat tomorrow morning. ;)

🚨 NEW CLIP 🚨 ~¤~ Earn your Salty Shameful Treat, bitchboy! ~¤~ Now, a little bird told Me that a fucking loser like you doesn't even know how to jerk its fucking cock. And that's what you're here for, isn't it? Follow along with My every stroke, and maybe you can earn yourself a salty little treat... Degenerates like you are just so easy to manipulate. You are so fucking pliable and compliant whenever that liability between your thighs is standing on end. And it's not even that you're craving orgasm - you just want so badly to slurp up that shameful little emission of yours. It's pathetic, but hilarious, hahahaha Ready to earn that salty treat, beta bitch? A towering sundae of spoken and demonstrated JO techniques, drenched in humiliation and sprinkled with light CBT, with a gleaming CEI cherry on top. Recorded with My Canon 90D and Shure SM7B. Crisp.

Are you a connoisseur of My curves? Can't get enough of these wet look leggings hugging My perfectly spherical ass? Gooners rejoice - I just picked up a skintight catsuit in the same wet look material! I don't think you're prepared for this neck to ankle shiny slinkiness... ;) Also, an update: Tasks for My good whores will be coming later this week when I have a bit more mental bandwidth - world events have really put a damper on My creativity. That said, I do plan to stream tomorrow and Friday this week. See you at 11am EST!

It has been A Week™, so here's a little something saucy from the archives - the photos I sent My real life good boys when I first received this galaxy catsuit. Might do an actual photoshoot with My DSLR someday... if I can ever find a way to make Myself give a fuck about photoshoots. ;) Anyway, plebs just get a meme, as usual. Hahahah

A little sunlit foot tease for your Friday afternoon. ;)

🚨 NEW CLIP 🚨 ~¤~ Edge your Tiny Inferior Clitty to My Superior Ladycock ~¤~ Oh, you think you like edging, do you? You know nothing, gooner bitch. You have never before been pushed to the edge like THIS. You're too fucking useless to instinctively know how to properly jerk that tiny worthless dicklet, so that's why you're here, isn't it? To watch Me demonstrate how a real man should jerk it on My t h i c c 10" ladycock, while you follow along with your short, sad strokes. And in so doing, you finally understand your fucking place, as I brutally force you to edge more closely than you ever thought possible with My divine technical instruction. That's right, slut - I know that sad excuse for a dick better than you do. Oh, and let's introduce a little game of chance as well, shall we? ;) One thing's for sure - you will never, ever, be allowed to cum, you weak pathetic goonlord. Humiliation spice level: 🌶️ Edging proficiency level: Master

Here's the unboxing video for My Shure SM7B and Motu M2! I suppose it's fitting to drop it on Valentine's day, seeing as I am *enamored* with this mic. ;) (The mic test at the end is a bit of an inside joke - it's the literal first bullshit thing I ever said off the top of My head into My old Yeti Nano when I first received it and set it up. So, in keeping with tradition, it had to be said again, hahaha.)

Fffff My subfunded estim goodies arrived today!! Whyyyy must this weekend be so busy, I'm dying to zap My good boys, hahaha Aside from My audio diaries for the online good boys who sent for My goodies, I haven't yet decided if I'll be releasing any related content...

Task whores get their weekly task, plebs get a meme. It is the way of things. ;) This one's xxxtra special, since it's the first clip I've released that I've recorded with My new SM7B! ~ s u m p t u o u s ~ Speaking of - the unboxing video is coming by the end of the week for subscribers. ;)

Oh! I almost forgot to mention... My velvet voice is about to gain some xxxtra 🔪lethality!🔪 Pulled the trigger on this order last night: $399 Shure SM7B $200 Motu M2 $99 Rode PSA1 $29ish Accessories Total: $726.72 ($269 currently reimbursed.) Who's next? ;)

Subscribers get a butt tease, plebs get a meme. 💖

🚨 NEW CLIP 🚨 ~¤~ Goon your Weak male Brain to Mush For My Superior Shiny Ass ~¤~ "Open your eyes, LOSER. You have a lesson to learn today." "There is no such thing as an alpha man. You're *all* inferior! Haahahaha" "Drip, drip... there go more of your brain cells, right out the tip of your dick." 10m. Mesmerizing shiny ass worship, suffused with velvety brainwashing. Filmed with My Canon 90D and My Blue Yeti Nano. CRISP.