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I’d love to take you out for a sleigh ride sometime… ❄️

Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

I’d like to sit on your North Pole tonight… 👀

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? 😂

Are you a lawyer? Because I think you might be looking for a Mrs. Clause. You know I love a nerdy pick-up line… 😂

Wanna Scrooge?

Santa is the king of willpower. He only cums once a year! 🎅

What if we used one of my dildos as a snowman’s nose? (This is where my mind wanders 😆)

Here are my merry boobs, ya filthy animals 💋

all I want for Christmas is sexy kisses, naked hugs, and insane orgasms… am I asking too much? 😅

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard 💋 💋 💋

I’m only a morning person on December 25 each year 🎄

Ok, picture this… a jack-in-the-box, but it’s me and my boobs instead!

Do you want to build a snowman? But eat my pussy, first, please.

Wouldn’t mind getting snowed in with you 💕

I’m the reason Santa has to check his list twice hehe

Baby, it’s cold outside 🎵 (no really, it’s very cold 🥶)

it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🥂

I promise I’ve been a good girl 🤫

Sooo ready for my hot cocoa date with myself this evening. ☕️

some people are worth melting for, don’t you think? ☃️

If I jingle your bells will you give me a white Christmas?

What if I’m good at being naughty? Which of Santa’s lists would I go on?

Are you Santa? I sure would like to sit on your lap.

My newest excuse for drinking more tea and hot cocoa is the fact that it’s freezing 🥶 out!

I’m one in a million…. Just like all the other snowflakes 😆

Don’t mind me… I just woke up extra horny today and felt like expressing it to you 😈

It’s a rainy day on my side of the world, and that has me thinking… what if rain is just confetti from the sky…? 🧐 haha