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Finished filming the new FAQ video and idk if you can tell but I had a great time 🤠👍

AWOO Jumpscare 🥴

Putting the “chest” in 🎵 chestnuts roasting on an open fiiiire🎵🎅

Why have Apple Cider when you could have DICKIN CIDER AYOOOOOO

Boy howdy it’s been a crazy week. Entertained extended family, skinny dipped a lot, my dog died (not Ymir, family dog and he was very old), gained 5 pounds drinking Hot Chocolate (it was worth it), gave my grandma weed, decorated for Christmas, etc, etc, the normal stuff. But I’m doing alright!! I have an absolutely stacked idea list for this Christmas season. This whole past year I’ve taken it easy on work and tried to give myself time to live my life and not think 24/7 about work, and the reset it has done on my brain has been spectacular. I am so excited to film the absolutely idiotic bullshit me and @purplehairedgf have cooked up. I really hope I make my way through the whole list this month, because I had to table my Thanksgiving shoot due to aforementioned dog death and that was a real bummer because it was going to be very dumb 😩 Why am I saying all this? You’re probably just trying to jerk off and I’m telling you my dog died??? Sorry if you’re new here I swear to god I don’t Debbie Downer all my porn 💀 ANYWAY LOVE YA

I should never be allowed to touch a dick @purplehairedgf

I’m getting my damn money’s worth out of my gif maker subscription!! Also, everyone always asks for titty fucking content and I always forget to make it, so here you go 🙌 @PurpleHairedGf

Warmup stretches 🏋🏼‍♀️

Awoogaaaa

The titty fairy hath come

This is not a sexy post, just a cute lil life update that I spent the last 3 weeks moving @purplehairedgf in with me so we don’t have 10 hours separating us all the time anymore 🥰

Thanksgiving is RAPIDLY approaching and I don’t know what the hell to do for this year’s dumb Thanksgiving photoshoot! Help!! Please give me ideas, my brain is dry!

Follow me into the forest, there are no tears about politics in the forest, just fairy titties

🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃 This is a RE-RUN of my 9 MINUTE classic VELMA CLIP from Halloween of 2020! (You know, from back in the day when I had those extra thick chubby girl titties and pussy lips.) 😂 This is truly one of my dumbest and corniest roleplay clips of all time. I really put the BOO in BOUNCING BOOBIES. There's COWGIRL, REVERSE COWGIRL, and a fucking EXCELLENT ORGASM at the end. Do yourself a favor, and join thousands of other satisfied guys, ghouls, and entities, and buy this spooktacular clip! (No really, it's been bought literally thousands of times over the last 4 years lol) 🥴 As always, there's no pressure to buy. I hope y'all have a safe and fun Halloween, and as always, May the Force Be with You!! 💕

Something about bad photoshop is so fucking funny to me 😂 HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY, enjoy these 2020 Velma pics!!

I’m a lil mushroom fairy 🥹🍄🧚‍♀️ #fairy #fantasy

takin nudes in the MacBook photobooth 🥴 ft. @PurpleHairedGf's arm

Eheheheheh more sprinkles

I’m so sorry I’m backed up on messages at the moment!! I’m wading through them all, it’s just been a crazy crazy week!! @purplehairedgf and I had an incredible time at New York Comic Con and adored getting to see some of your lovely faces 🥹💕

Phew, I spent the whole day traveling yesterday on my birthday so I’m celebrating today!! 🥰 @purplehairedgf did an amazing job helping me clean up, as you can see. More pics coming still!! #birthday #cake

TITTY SPRINKLES BIRTHDAY BITCHESSSSSS I’m on a plane to NYC for NYCC this weekend but I’ll be posting the rest of the pics from this shoot in just a bit 😋 #birthday #food #cake #sprinkles #blonde

Idk if it’s gonna feel more like my birthday or y’all’s birthday Wednesday, this photoshoot is unreal 😭 #birthday #food #cake

serving Sabrina the Fully Adult Witch 🐈‍⬛♥️ #halloween #blonde #witch #cosplay

A sneak peek… 👀 I did a reboot of an old shoot today for my Birthday next week!! Any OGs here know what it is?? 👀👀👀

Oh, I’m sorry, is someone sitting here???

It’s officially the time of year to whip out the cozy socks 🥹 gotta cover up to stay warm out here!

Siri, play Spookie Coochie by Doechii

Baby the face mask and the strawberry cow headband stay ON. This is pure SEX right HERE

Oops! I didn’t see you down there! Almost stepped on you, didn’t I??

Sup bro