One of my favorite things is making out for a long time and then you part my legs with your knee and I grind on your legs until I'm soaking wet and begging you to fuck me
***PPV MENU!!***
I finally made a menu of some of my favorite/best PPV's! A lot of these are from this year, but there's one or two of them from last year that I think you'll really enjoy xoxo
If you're interested, just send me a tip for the amount listed with the name of the video
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FwA-LDzBOeRZdplNWCO1-4HkhdlgQLbJdxJ0xN4PVRg/edit?usp=sharing
I was looking for something else, and I found this video from March where I wake you up with a blowjob. Heading to your inboxes at 3pm...
This video (and others!) are available to buy anytime, just check out my PPV menu pinned post at the top of my page.
**Welcome to my pinned post**
It really means a lot to me that you want to get to know me, because I know I can’t wait to get to know you.
CONTENT I POST:
Solo content, squirting, toys, JOI, POV, photos, videos, gifs, you know…the usual. But, I also use this as a way to let you get to know another side of me. It’s like a club kind of. It’s part-diary, part-love letter. I like to make videos while I cook and while I make myself a drink, sometimes I record voice memos and tell stories
MESSAGING:
I do my best to respond or give a <3 to every message I see. I like talking to you!
PPV’S:
Most of my content is NOT paywalled. If it’s a PPV it usually means that I spent a little extra time and love making it. I have a list of all my PPV’s here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FwA-LDzBOeRZdplNWCO1-4HkhdlgQLbJdxJ0xN4PVRg/edit?usp=sharing
If you’re interested in purchasing, just send me a tip with the name of the video and I’ll get it to you ASAP :)
CUSTOMS:
I don’t have enough time for customs right now, which SUCKS because I love making them!
DICK RATINGS:
I do offer dick (and pussy!) ratings for $15! Please send the tip FIRST and then send pictures. I do not open pictures if I don’t know what they are. I only do written ratings.
****IMPORTANT****
Do not mention anything Irl on here. It violates OF’s Terms of Service and it risks my account. No cutesy remarks of “subtle” references. This is the only thing I’m really serious about. This is your warning and I will restrict you if it happens.
That's it! Now get out there and have some fun!
If you weren't aware, OF messaging system is just the WORST and I find that messages get lost OFTEN. (And it takes forever for videos to upload, so I also could have uploaded it and my ADHD got the better of me and I forgot to send it!)
If you've sent me a tip for a video, and I never got it to you, I'm so sorry! It wasn't intentional! Please send me a little message and bump it back to the top and I'll take care of all that this morning :)
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Speaking of which: I ordered a pizza and had it timed so that it would get here when I was done with the shower. Let me tell you, I fucking nailed it. Just enough time to clean up and change and BOOM pizza on the doorstep. Except I was holding Nimbus when it got here. So it got cold.
I enjoyed the pizza on the porch without a care in the world…but danger lurks around every corner…
And that’s it. A night in the life of the most boring 30-year-old woman in the world.
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I returned home absolutely foaming at the mouth in anticipation at how clean my bathroom was about to be. I put my hair up, donned my overalls, and got to work. Boy, whoever thought of putting a brush head onto a power drill should get a Nobel Prize or something. There are few things more satisfying than obliterating the soap scum that has laid dormant in my grout for who knows how long. I tried to work quickly because my bathroom is very small and has poor ventilation so it's pretty easy to get lost in the sauce. Also I had to put the cats outside for their own safety and they were NOT having it. The only thing they love more than being outside is being dramatic. (They learned this from whom???) Twenty minutes of quarantine on the porch and they were acting like I had evicted them. Once I was done and opened the door, "Hmmmmmmm actually we like being outside. But can you be out here too??" So I hung out on the porch with a Diet Coke and I held Nimbus for so long my pizza got cold.
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I said, “let the shopping spree continue.” High off of my Lulu bender, I decided that there is nothing I would love to do more at 7:30pm on a Saturday than just deep clean the fuck out of my shower. I never have time to deep clean my shower because I’m always busy running errands or working on my computer. But I am 30 years old. And it’s not like I NEVER go out and I NEVER have crazy Saturday nights, but they’re fewer and far-er between-er (for the best) and they’re usually scheduled in advance. I went to Home Depot and went on a rampage. A bunch of cleaning supplies that are probably much stronger than I needed, but when I say I wanted to clean the FUCK out of my shower…I meant business. I also got two new brush attachments for my drill. And another hammer (I can’t find mine…also why do I only have one hammer?)
Last night someone asked me what I normally get up to on the weekends, and I was actually curious because…what DO I get up to on the weekends?!? Well, turns out that the answer is even more boring than you could have imagined.
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Saw that a gift had come in the mail: a Lululemon sports bra . This is my favorite style, but in a color I don’t have! I would have gone to the gym and showed it off, but I already worked out. So, I did the NEXT best thing: I went to Lululemon and bought stuff. I bought these pants and this long sleeve shirt. Are either of these very exciting or sexy? Not necessarily, but I have come to terms with the fact that I feel and look the sexiest when I am comfortable. Like I love wearing heels and dresses and lingerie...as long as it's comfortable and fits “me.” If you know me, you get it.
I promiser I have something very, very good this evening.
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I'm behind on messages, emails, LIFE because I'm cuurently battling a computer, an external hard drive, and a monitor calibrator all at the same time. Listen in for more details...