Living my best life over here.Dancing with a teddy bear.π»ππΊ
Living my best life over here.
Dancing with a teddy bear.
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Living my best life over here.
Dancing with a teddy bear.
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Drinking, smoking, jerking off.
Who missed me???πππ₯°
Can you tell ive never cleaned my mirror?
2025-03-01 16:44:58 +0000 UTC View PostWondering if I'm still too fat to take nudesπ€π€π€
2025-02-19 17:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a while eh? Please enjoy my cumshot. I turned 37 last week, BTW. Mid life crisis, here I cum!
2024-12-13 04:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I was dating a barber...
2024-12-12 23:56:19 +0000 UTC View PostIm moving into a new apartment next week. Finally. I'll be more active soon. And we can enjoy my transformational weight loss! Stay tuned for depressing before photos.
2024-12-12 22:50:21 +0000 UTC View PostNo, being allergic to semen (also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity) does not require castration.
_Symptoms and Treatment_
Symptoms may include:
1. Redness and itching
2. Hives or rashes
3. Swelling
4. Burning sensation
Treatment options include:
1. Antihistamines or corticosteroids for allergic reactions
2. Immunotherapy or allergy shots
3. Avoiding exposure to semen
4. Using condoms or other barrier methods
_Castration_
Castration, or orchiectomy, is a surgical procedure that removes one or both testicles. It's typically performed for:
1. Testicular cancer
2. Prostate cancer treatment
3. Hormone control
Castration is not a treatment for semen allergy.
_Consult a Healthcare Professional_
If you suspect a semen allergy, consult a healthcare provider for proper diagnosis and treatment.
2024-11-30 02:29:42 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend says I can't fuck her plushie...
But she's not home right now πππ
I tried to make my cupcake look like a dick. I know it's not perfect.
2024-10-29 19:58:13 +0000 UTC View PostSwipe right to remove beardzo.
2024-10-29 16:16:48 +0000 UTC View PostMy nipples hurt ever since I put on this weight. Idk, maybe it has something to do with my beard?
2024-10-28 23:09:35 +0000 UTC View PostAnybody read Neuromancer? Original cyber punk novel. Never did finish it. Too busy being in drugs I guess.
2024-10-27 16:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostI can't read with you all staring at me π«£
2024-09-17 11:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostReading up on how to be naked better π€
2024-09-17 04:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend says I can't fuck her tiny teddy bear. She says that now. We will see about that...
2024-09-14 00:25:11 +0000 UTC View PostJerking off sneakily while my roomate snores on the other side of the room π€«
2024-09-08 03:12:21 +0000 UTC View PostHere's some dick pics from last night.
2024-09-06 19:09:23 +0000 UTC View Post