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Ive spent Easter with my family and had a couple busy busine..

Ive spent Easter with my family and had a couple busy business change overs but ill get back to everyones dm’s this week xx

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Sorry guys Im not back my bruisings still prominent and i ha..

Sorry guys Im not back my bruisings still prominent and i have no idea what im doing with the page. i can’t even be left alone without freaking out. But i forgot these that i was going to upload a couple weeks ago might as well chuck them up while im still out for the count.

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I debated a lot on whether to post this but firstly im going..

I debated a lot on whether to post this but firstly im going to say sorry for not posting lately if you provide a service i believe in doing your best to complete it for people. Things have been insane my partner did not know that i had made this page which was wrong of me to be deceitful id just struggled for money for a long time which he knew but ignored. Apparently he has a spy to see what im posting to ensure i took down the page so if there is someone here, take a look at these & tell me if you think i really just “fell off the bed” as he’s saying.. does anyone deserve to be screamed at that they are a disgusting whore who failed at her massage business so had to sell herself, who’ll make nothing of herself because she’s a no body. I don't think anyone does ever... i don’t know if i’ll keep this page since now ironically im struggling even more or take some time away. ill let you know in a couple days. Much love and sorry for letting you all down xx

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Things are really bad guys in my world and i can only apolog..

Things are really bad guys in my world and i can only apologise for not being as responsive to messages or doing requests as quickly. Im going through a very nasty break up, my finances are going to be tested massively living by myself i know a lot of girls post their crazy high incomes but mine isn’t because im not as active as them. I need £2000 a month just to survive covering the basics. Its averaged 10% of your social media following will go on to sign up for extra content and i can say that i do not even hit that but hopefully i will do in the coming months and this break up will actually mean i can spend money on myself & show you guys what i really can look like.

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Hi guys so things have been really rough i know it looks lik..

Hi guys so things have been really rough i know it looks like im having a jolly on social media but im just trying to do positive things to distract myself and make up for the fact i can’t work properly at the moment. Im going to spend a lot of the next few days trying to catch up on requests starting with this one!

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I recieved a request for a legs picture, now i actually hate..

I recieved a request for a legs picture, now i actually hate my legs it takes an incredible amount of exercise to keep them in shape that i just dont have the time at the moment 😔 but i quite like these two ☺️

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So I planned to shoot everyone’s private videos all afternoo..

So I planned to shoot everyone’s private videos all afternoon today only for my gardener to accidentally crack his head open & an emergency a&e trip was essential I kid you not my kitchen floor was as red as this bra within minutes. I’ve got a strong stomach & I remain calm but if a 6.1ft guy faints on me I cant be picking him again 🤣 Instragrams being a strange one today but I just had to share this picture! Naughtier to come..

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Managed to just about squeeze in the bra, now just to film i..

Managed to just about squeeze in the bra, now just to film it!

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Throw back to a couple weeks ago, Chunky & Grumpy but at lea..

Throw back to a couple weeks ago, Chunky & Grumpy but at least my boobs look great 👍🏻

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I’m pretty sure I know the answer but in between me being a..

I’m pretty sure I know the answer but in between me being able to take pro like pictures would you like to see simple selfies eg cleavage shots, lifting up my top.

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Something different for tonight... A friend asked me to fil..

Something different for tonight... A friend asked me to film this for them I find this sort of video really easy. So if there’s anything slightly odd you find sexy let me know 😘

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I took these quickly the other evening just testing out anot..

I took these quickly the other evening just testing out another angle with my new light. I look a bit like the Kim Kardashian meme 😂

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Unzipping the Red Dress 💃🏻 Honestly can’t show a full strip..

Unzipping the Red Dress 💃🏻 Honestly can’t show a full strip since the dress is an 8 and I’m a 10-12 and it was more a comedy sketch getting out of it then a strip tease 🙊🙊

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These photos were so hard to take the other week. But my new..

These photos were so hard to take the other week. But my new light arrived this week I had a little play and ahhh I’m so excited at the new angles I can snap from 😁😁

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Tad-Dah I’ve finally come through! I’ve got a couple more to..

Tad-Dah I’ve finally come through! I’ve got a couple more to upload over the next few days too xx

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Happy Valentines ❤️ Everything’s up in the air lately, but t..

Happy Valentines ❤️ Everything’s up in the air lately, but thank you to the people who’ve stuck with me and still like the small things I can post. I spent all day till 6:30pm serving everyone else’s husbands & boyfriends their flowers & chocolate to surprise them and then cooked dinner at home for my mom which was actually rather lovely and she had a nice time so it’s been a pleasant day. I hope you all had lovely days too ❤️

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I learnt today don’t shoot in tiny sloping roof rooms with r..

I learnt today don’t shoot in tiny sloping roof rooms with rubbish lighting. 😢

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Secret thing is I actually need and wear glasses nearly all ..

Secret thing is I actually need and wear glasses nearly all the time. But can I pull off the geeky cute or not? 🤓

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I’d like to say I just slipped these down but no I had to wi..

I’d like to say I just slipped these down but no I had to wiggle like a caterpillar 🐛

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It’s been years since I danced and I’m desperate to get back..

It’s been years since I danced and I’m desperate to get back into it. 💃🏻 Let me know if you’d be interested to see more videos of me shaking it! 🍑

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Things are still really bad at the moment I haven’t been ab..

Things are still really bad at the moment I haven’t been able to shoot anything all week 😣 but I didn’t want to let you guys down completely so here’s me playing with my boobs quickly 🍈🤲🏻🍈

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Just Lying Around

Just Lying Around

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Tartan Should Only Be Worn In Small Amounts

Tartan Should Only Be Worn In Small Amounts

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Just wallowing in the bath last week, I’ve a minute long cli..

Just wallowing in the bath last week, I’ve a minute long clip available also 😜

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2019 I’m going to make more effort t to wear stockings & hol..

2019 I’m going to make more effort t to wear stockings & holdups, there’s just something so sexy about the ability to peel them off woman or rip whichever floats your boat 😉

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Blue Lingerie Set: Finally found the privacy and time to put..

Blue Lingerie Set: Finally found the privacy and time to put these up! Sorry for the delay things are dreadful in real life at the moment but it won’t be like this forever!

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Will put some more photos of the blue lingerie from Instagra..

Will put some more photos of the blue lingerie from Instagram up tomorrow x

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Natural Shower Scene I don’t mind my face here but feel a l..

Natural Shower Scene I don’t mind my face here but feel a lot more confident with filters at the moment till I can get my skin glowing again 🌞

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