Jade (they/she)🍃🐝
Age 30s
Demigirl and demisexual
Nickname: office jade
What i want most in the world is time to sit quietly under a tree feeling its roots going deep into the earth, breathing with the tree swaying in the wind.
Gatekeeper and protector of The Collective
Figured we should show yall what we look like inner world. Might help you understand who each of us are a bit more. We appreciate how open yall have been and accepting of us. We are who we are and we're honestly just trying to live our lives being as loving and kind to others as we can. We know we're different. Why hide or fight it? That energy is better spent connecting with others because gods know we all need connection on this spinning rock.
I'm a workaholic. I like coffee with vanilla creamer, whip cream, and caramel sauce. I make it at home cuz screw spending 7 bucks for a cup! I have panic attacks frequently and have OCD; especially regarding my work space. I like smart ass highly intelligent people. I'm damn quick to defend others but suck at defending myself. I love to work in excel and my art is incredibly detailed oriented. My signature lipstick is matte black thrill seeker by maybelline. And my favorite color combo is neon green and black. 💚🖤 i love to read but it's been forever since i've picked up a book. Man saying "i" is weird. So used to referring to us in the plural now. Which is intetesting cuz we've only been "out loud" about our plurality since 2020. I get turned on by kindness and intelligence, not brute force.i've been told i'm incredibly intimidating. I cry when i'm furious. I love a good snuggle. Apparently i attract sociopaths. Lol.
Alright. Enough about me cuz it feels so weird bein all "blah blah blah me me me."
Hopefully the others will remember to do this. Or maybe they have? Lookin back through all the posts is a pain in the butt. 🤣
I hope each of you are having an awesome friday. Whatcha got planned for the weekend?
Hugs.
Jade 🍃
Star ⭐️🌟
(They/them)
Trans nonbinary
Pansexual
Pagan
Social mask for the system
Greetings and salutations! Allos! I'm Star. Apparently Jade said we should do roll call for yall. And that makes sense. If we ever want to be seen for who we are we have to show and share ourselves right? The question is though, what to share? What do yall wanna know about me?
I was born from the club scene. First time our college bestie took us to the masquerade and some lady on a podium poured hot candle wax down my tongue and then danced to goth music i was hooked.
Then in the 2000s i got into the rave scene and fell in fucking love with the community. We'd give star shows and blow people up. We'd take our kitsune backpack and we'd bring our velvet frog for people to stim on. It was so much fun helping others see elsewhere.
I love to make and give kandi bracelets to people out in the wild. I believe in PLURR. Peace love unity respect responsibility
My motto is :
I see you.
I love you.
You matter.
It has become the mantra of The Collective.
My favorite color is rainbow! Lol. Also purple.
My familiars have been cats so far.
Majik is in my soul and sets my spirit free.
You can raise crazy energy for majik through dancing!
I really love to sing and perform. Anything expressive and evocative. Love strumming up energy with others and giving them so much love and connection in a moment.
I'm flighty as fuck and squirrel hard. Giggle.
I've called myself the energizer bunny. I will go abd go and go and then just fall over ded. Which is really hard on the flesh suit. Oops.
I dont come out very often now that we're trying not to mask as much. But that means the others are more quiet and reserved sometimes. Also oops. I was basically the host with a jade in the background behind the curtains, wizard of oz style. But again, now that we're trying to live as functional multiplicity,my role has changed. I try to help others co front with one another. So i'm kinda like a stage/switchboard for the others to come out.
I love sparkly and shiny things and love textures. Very tactile based. I love crystals. One of my favorite things to do is to be in a metaphysical store and let crystals tell me tgey need to go home with peoole. So we'll just go up to a stranger and be like, "so this stone said you need to keep it with you in this manner for this reason. " and i pay for it and give it to them. And they usually go "how did you know?" And i just shrug. They told me!
I dont have a specific art style. I kinda dabble in everything. Painting, drawing, cross stitching, knitting, painting pottery, jewelry making, just about everything.
I'm what you'd call a jack of all trades bard. 🤩
I am proudly queer af.. i am very much a they them. And if a binary term has to be used i prefer he. The meme of Janet from The Good Place "not a girl" i relate hard to.
I'm silly and love to make people laugh. The Office is my comfort show. Harry Potter used to be my special interest until jkr went and revealed her transphobe robes. So fuck that cunt. But the community we found ithrough hp is amazing.
I know i know, totally rambling. See, told you. Squirrel.
I miss my tits and ass from when we were heavier!!!!
Ok bye. Lol.
Love yall so very much to the moon and back.
Star🌟⭐️
It's titty tues! Here's some fun times when we were a 34F!!!! Our right nipple is pierced. We give you options. One with metal and one without! Lol
Today was a shit day that made ys cry. Tips would be fantabulous. Then we can buy more art supplies and be in our happy place
Jade🍃
Happy caturday our lovies!! If you have a kitteh wont you pet your pussy for us today?! We miss our furbabies.
Things have been kinda stressful. Sorry we've been quiet on here. Our modeling IG page got friggin deactivated for sexual content. Which is ridiculous bc we've seen accounts wayyyy racier than ours. Basically anytime we've posted a picture as trans queer it's been flagged. So it's really frustrating when your body is being policed as inappropriate just bc we're fucking trans. This is just a taste of the bullshit backlash we teceive as a queer person.
So yeah. Our ig is down and we're having to decide whether or not it's worth putting up a new one. We dont get much interaction on there anyways... dunno. Just feeling defeated at the moment.
The part we enjoy the most out of being here on OF is talking with yall. Those of yall that message us are so friggin sweet and we love yall so much. It means so much to us the friendships we're developing with yall. Hugs.
I'm just feelin some ways. I'm not all bubbly like A and Star. Lol. Dont mean to be doom and gloom.
We just want to be able to share our art. And modeling is an art form in our mind at least. The body isnt inherently sexual. It can be artful and not a friggin object. It gets annoying when we are simply viewed as a woman or an object of sexual desire. We are more than that. We are energy and love and connection. We just want to connect with you. Have a moment as 2 beings on this spinning rock sharing a breath and energy. Is that so wrong?
Anyways, we hope you have an amazing weekend. If yall ever want to talk to us and we havent been on here, always feel free to ping us at spooniewitch76 on our art ig.
Want to sit under a tree with me?
Jade🍃
Hi. Sorry we've been quiet. Life has thrown some shit at us and we're trying to deal. We'll try to get back to things when we can but gotta deal with burning fires. Dm us if you have questiins/concerns.
If you can purchase/tip on anything that'd be boss bc we're having to raise emergency funds and need all the help we can get.
Thank you.
The Collective
Sometimes when life is absolute chaos around you and you feel like you have no control, it's good to have a moment of laughter and whimsy if you can. Went with our partner and a couple of friends to see Barbie yesterday. It was nice to feel "normal" for a little while. The racing panicked thoughts quieted. It felt awesome to channel Barbie's energy. We made barbie and ken kandi bracelets to pass out and even gave one to a swiftie. Gave her a little lesson on the history of kandi and friendship bracelets in general. She thought it was really cool to find out that they've literally been around for hundreds of years; before colonisation.
The movie is friggin fantastic!!! It waa the first movie we've been to with our partner. So very much a special day for us. They looked like vapor wave malibu ken and it was vibez!!
Miss yall. We'll hopefully get back to some semblance of normalcy soon.
Love yall
The collective
Pictured:
Demona😈❤
Just wanted to pop on and say allo.
We're tryin to find a place to live, so life's been superrrr stressful.
Sorry we've been quiet. We're just really overwhelmed currently.
Anyways, because i'm the gatekeeper and protector of The Collective, it's mostly been me fronting the last week or so (yay anxiety and OCD and panic attacks).
But A popped in for a little bit today which was nice. They/he are always such a calming pressence. Part of their role as soother. It's month end at work and we've been training a new person. So it's just craziness all around.
Anyways, here's me and A and a pic of us dancing nude. It's a multi shot composite which is really spiffy.
Enjoy and we love yall.
Jade🍃💚
Herw's some scrumptious pics of us wearing our blue bejeweled butt plug. Close up shots of our plump butt!!
You know you wanna slideeee into that tight hole!!
Intro to feet (size 6)
We got all dolled up in pink to go see Barbie!
We even wore heels! Which we havent worn in years bc we are clumsy af. Lol
So we celebrated by taking some feet pics at the movie theater!!
And remember, YOU are Kenough!!!
Raver rainbow brite
Dragon con like 2011 i think
Random passerby said "she has an ass built for damage!"
Wouldnt you agree??
#cosplay #raver #rainbowbrite
We've been waiting for you...
We're standing at the door,nude, waiting when you arrive home.
We missed you sweet dear.
How was your day?
Let us help you feel better.
Freshly shaved black and white full nude photos
It was Demona modeling in the pics.
Love yall! A 💙🤍💗🤍💙
The joys of moving. Fragged both knees but only have 1 wrap. Lol. Fun times. Today is day 3 of moving. exhausted!! Havent hit the bed before 2am the past two nights. No bueno for a narcoleptic with hypersomnia and a bunk immune system. Hope we dont get sick from overexerting. Hurray!!
How was yiur weekend?
Moving is expensive!! Tip and buy pix please and thank you! Help us eat and make rent!
Love yall
Jade
All hail the glow cloud
Acrylic and glitter in canvas
This piece is huge! It glows in the dark and explodes under blacklight and color changing lights.
Our wolf Syn is pictured here. She was so excited about submitting this piece for an art show.
It's still for sale!! Let us know if you're intrrested in purchasing any of our art.
Tips and purchases always appreciated!!
Love yall. Sorry we're so erratic with posting. Squirrel!! Lol
Hugs!
A
Happy halloween lovies!!!!!
It's our favorite holiday. Happy new years to our fellow pagans!
This was a morgana la fey putfit we threw together for work in 2018.
What's your favorite costume you've worn?
Our mom made us beautiful tissue paper butterfly wings for a costume once. It's one we remember fondly. Our first halloween our mom dressed us up as a witch and said we cried when we saw purself in the mirror. Ha!! Look at us now, fully embracing the witchery.
Hugs to all our ghosts and ghouls. We love you all so very much.
Please send tips if you can. Our job contract is about to end and we are stressin about rent!!
Cosplay of Dustin from Stranger Things
Cuz you gotta just laugh to keep from crying when you have vertigo and knock out your 2 front teeth! 2017.
#cosplay #strangerthings #halloween
Sooooo we did a thing....
Over the last several months our hair has been falling out in clumps due to stress and mold poisoning from where we were living. So in order to give it the best chance at growing back healthy and hopefully full again, we got about 11 or 12 inches cut!!! Thank you partner for the new do!
We had ritual and thanked our hair for all it's done for us and apologised to it for having trich and not being the best to it.
We pray it'll grow back. Our hair has been our security blanket for forever, and has always been something people complimented. Having it thinning and falling out has been really dysphoric. We dont feel like us.
Anyways, so yeah! That happened!
Also, this is our last week at our job. The contract ends thurs. Please buy pics and tip us! We are freakin out!
Hurray! Life is gonna life yo.
So, how you doin?
#newhaircutwhodis #haircut #shaggybob #queerhaicut
Selfie pics from Conjuration- a magic con here in the southeast. We had a terrible migraine fri so we had to leave early. Sat we did
Tarot readings at the tea party. Somehow managed to thoroughly f up our back so had to leavy early again and we werent able to make it Sun bc we were in so much pain.
Loved seeing everyone we were able to see.
Ya know what? Wear what you love. Be your own superhero/main character! Make your inner kid or teenager happy. We are on the spinning rock in the vastness of space for but a blip of existence. Make it fun and love and help as much as you can.
Depression has been rockin us hardcore. We've been really down in it since losing our job. It was nice to have some reprieve from the brain demons and feel the ability to smile.
Sending all yall love from all of us.
The Collective
Pictured: Why? Sorry. and Love (3 of the alters. We're smaller parts)
Hugs!
Happy holidays everyone!!
Hope each of you had a magical holiday season. We managed to give ourselves internal 2nd degree burns, so we felt awful and slept most of the day. Oops. Scalding coffee is scalding. Ow.
There's internal damage but there's nothing that can be done about it, so just trying to be gentle with the body while it heals. Apparently it can take months. Fun times...
Was santa good to you this year? Were you a good santa to others??
Sending each of you our love.
Jade
Happy day 6th day of yule!
We watched an old animation from 1986 about wishing for christmas everyday. And then we played Catherdral. We lost but that's ok, we had fun and that's the important part. Spatial relation type games are kinda difficult for us because of the aphantasia.
We hope yall are having fun and getting ready for NYE. We're going to the botanical gardens tomorrpw to see the lights. Squee! Super excited to see all the beautiful twinkling lights and take loads of pics!
Hope yall enjoy this yule edition of titty tuesday.
Ho ho ho!
Jade
Hey, need to do some edits on one of the $9 set we recently posted. Our apologies. We'll get it back up tomorrow. It's late and we're exhausted.
We hope this doesnt cause any problems. If it did please let us know.
Love yall!
Jade
Happy 2024 lovies! It's the year of the dragon and we want to create so much fyre this year! What are you excited about? What are yall wanting to manifest this year? We are wanting to really get our art and jewelry business off the ground!! We want to start making enough income with our art that we dont have to do the corporate rat race by tge end of the year. That's our goal! So if you want fancy prints of our pictures let us know.
We went to the botanical gardens and the center for puppetry arts to close out 2023. So many beautiful glowy lights!
Love to each and eveey one of you.
Mwah!
Jade and The Collective
