Not one of our better moments…but I tried! She just has a ta..
Not one of our better moments…but I tried! She just has a taste for turds 🐶lol
2023-06-03 20:09:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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My first pokemon ever and am so happy!! I am her pokemon tra..
My first pokemon ever and am so happy!! I am her pokemon trainer. I’m so obsessed I made a cute video of us and my home girl @euphoriahaze420 Remind me to tell you about how my father (not my daddy) is pretty sure I’m living a deviant lifestyle with my “girlfriend” and “our dog” 😂😂😂 the rumors are unconfirmed, sir.
2023-06-03 19:58:59 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll think of a caption later but something about seeing a s..
I’ll think of a caption later but something about seeing a stranger in vanilla context, and undressing them in your mind and slamming them right there with your imagination boner and poof all done—you got that out of your system and can move on with your day. Can you guys relate?? Why are you guys stingy with your likes but generous with your votes, and comment as frequently as you would vote in a representative democracy. You got me bewildered over here. 😂😜 Look for *****Anonymous Cheeks***** in your DM today. It’s too spicy for the feed 😵
2023-06-02 16:06:23 +0000 UTC View Post#ijusthadsex do ppl even fuck anymore or have we reached the..
#ijusthadsex do ppl even fuck anymore or have we reached the point where porn is just as good if not better than the real thing? Lmk. Research.
2023-06-01 16:50:46 +0000 UTC View PostYo dawg I heard you like content so I made some content abou..
Yo dawg I heard you like content so I made some content about my upcoming content! (and where I’ve been for past few days)
2023-06-01 07:56:47 +0000 UTC View PostDidn’t get my pedicure this week but still plugging away at ..
Didn’t get my pedicure this week but still plugging away at turning this house into a suitable and welcoming abode for me and my creatures (& visitors too) 💯
2023-05-29 02:16:08 +0000 UTC View PostJust 2 hot bitches looking for someone to put some meat in o..
Just 2 hot bitches looking for someone to put some meat in our buns this weekend 🌭🇺🇸
2023-05-29 00:28:51 +0000 UTC View PostAre you doing house projects this holiday weekend I know I’v..
Are you doing house projects this holiday weekend I know I’ve got a few to check off my list…before we light up the BBQFS!! It would be really great to have someone reliable and tall right now. 😂
2023-05-28 23:55:29 +0000 UTC View PostI like to live dangerously and play on the edge sometimes bu..
I like to live dangerously and play on the edge sometimes but only when I’m with someone who makes me feel safe. When I feel safe even in the face of something dangerous is when I can unlock my infinite possibilities. When I don’t feel safe — whether that is in a seemingly innocuous situation or real lethal danger — I shut down and close myself off and not able to become or express the full potential of what I am and what I have to offer. What’s the most edge-lordiest thing you’ve done for a nut? Comment below 🤣😍
2023-05-27 19:21:43 +0000 UTC View PostHAHA! Preview this thing you missed! The full video was clos..
HAHA! Preview this thing you missed! The full video was close to 20-min long and super cute and 100% penetration — NOT AI GENERATED 💯 DM me if you want the full video.
2023-05-27 07:54:05 +0000 UTC View PostLittle life update on me! Thank you
Little life update on me! Thank you
2023-05-26 19:09:55 +0000 UTC View PostSome cute lil BTS scenes with my beauty school boo @euphoria..
Some cute lil BTS scenes with my beauty school boo @euphoriahaze420. I have so much hair and it grows so quickly like a goddamn chia pet. Gotta maintain my dick-tamer energy and it starts with fresh haircut lol I’m growing out the rest to increase my normkore powers tho 😂😇 Today is nails day! Whoever wants to fund our mani-pedis ($SnarklePony direct) I’ll send you the *****DOWNLOAD***** link for up to *****THREE HD PPV clips***** of your choosing - OR do a *****custom clip***** for you for free!
2023-05-26 00:39:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat up plebs! If you didn’t get the full version in your DM..
What up plebs! If you didn’t get the full version in your DM’s yesterday it’s cos you don’t have renew ON. Do it now and send me a DM if you want the *****MAXIMAL GONZO***** AKA The Filthiest Things I’ve Done on Cam 2023 😂😇
2023-05-25 07:04:10 +0000 UTC View Post*****If your are a loyal Ponyfucker with ‘Renew ON’ you will..
*****If your are a loyal Ponyfucker with ‘Renew ON’ you will wanna check your DM right about now***** Did you think I forgot about you? Blink and you’ll miss me. But check out this cool strobe light I found while thrifting for my DIY projects.
2023-05-23 00:17:46 +0000 UTC View PostMe n @euphoriahaze420 went for kbbq and I told her when we g..
Me n @euphoriahaze420 went for kbbq and I told her when we get home am gonna make her dessert! First I took her ass to H Mart and the Korean cosmetics and skincare counters cos a hot bitch has to stay HOT! I turned around and she disappeared I thought I lost her!! So I just posted up near the claw machine till I ran out of quarters but I was secretly just using the mirrored backboard to scan each face as I grew more anxious by the minute. I was about to take my shit and go make some posters about it when out of nowhere here comes this fucking strawberry-shortcake mermaid-hair-looking hot bitch and she is walking toward me!! It’s HER!! I thought I smelled kbbq… Turns out she snuck to the Asian salon real quick for a shampoo and a trim and she came out looking so fresh but with a hint of garlic. We got back home and she asked me what dessert am making. I said be patient I’m gonna make it in the bathroom. I closed the door on her gray face and let her sit in horror for a minute. Little while later I told her to come inside. In the bathroom I drew up a hot bath for her with “movie star” (😍 her words, not mine) big-screen style bubbles. I told her lmk if the water is too hot. Although she was kind of puzzled she got in. “I’m confused. Did you order dessert from Postmates or something??” “Shut up hot bitch you smell like kalbi. I said I was gonna make you dessert…and I’ll be doing the eating. Now spread your ass, take those starfish portraits the dudes like, wash up for me. All you can eat cheeks babyyy!” 😈👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😈
2023-05-22 01:08:23 +0000 UTC View PostMe n @euphoriahaze420 went for kbbq and I told her when we g..
Me n @euphoriahaze420 went for kbbq and I told her when we get home am gonna make her dessert! First I took her ass to H Mart and the Korean cosmetics and skincare counters cos a hot bitch has to stay HOT! I turned around and she disappeared I thought I lost her!! So I just posted up near the claw machine till I ran out of quarters but I was secretly just using the mirrored backboard to scan each face as I grew more anxious by the minute. I was about to take my shit and go make some posters about it when out of nowhere here comes this fucking strawberry-shortcake mermaid-hair-looking hot bitch and she is walking toward me!! It’s HER!! I thought I smelled kbbq… Turns out she snuck to the Asian salon real quick for a shampoo and a trim and she came out looking so fresh but with a hint of garlic. We got back home and she asked me what dessert am making. I said be patient I’m gonna make it in the bathroom. I closed the door on her gray face and let her sit in horror for a minute. Little while later I told her to come inside. In the bathroom I drew up a hot bath for her with “movie star” (😍 her words, not mine) big-screen style bubbles. I told her lmk if the water is too hot. Although she was kind of puzzled she got in. “I’m confused. Did you order dessert from Postmates or something??” “Shut up hot bitch you smell like kalbi. I said I was gonna make you dessert…and I’ll be doing the eating. Now spread your ass, take those starfish portraits the dudes like, wash up for me. All you can eat cheeks babyyy!” 😈👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😈
2023-05-21 04:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostYknow when there’s a youngster or an infant that has a day b..
Yknow when there’s a youngster or an infant that has a day being very excitable and extra, doing all kinds of things, experiencing the world, laughing and being cute (and sometimes being *aware* of their cuteness/the way adults go wild for their giggly, drooly faces and squeaky nonsense)…and then they hit the wall but they don’t realize it yet so they keep it up but are running on fumes and are at the point of delirium before they either fall asleep in place/unexpected power down like their battery pack was just removed, or have a crying fit—I feel like this is the DJ equivalent of being THAT. Just a cute lil hot bitch video to say hay~ say hay~back in the DMs if you want VIP early access & exclusive content for the full *****Maximal Gonzo*****.
2023-05-21 01:56:21 +0000 UTC View PostGuuuuyys I am literally so busy right now! Sorry I missed yo..
Guuuuyys I am literally so busy right now! Sorry I missed you online but this hot bitch @euphoriahaze420 has me working for her nonstop! Even when I’m soaking she’s breathing down my neck not gonna lie tho I am horny for it 😍 BRB she is filling me another enemy bag…😂 #analasians #heysweetieshowfeetie 👣
2023-05-20 04:40:04 +0000 UTC View Post@euphoriahaze420 My hot bitch gf trying to get me wasted or ..
@euphoriahaze420 My hot bitch gf trying to get me wasted or something?! I would let her take advantage tho she doesn’t have to put anything but her sweet love into my drink, she’s so juicy. 😛 she’s also a hella energetic bubbly buttfucking Asian. Yesterday I was listening thru the wall as she demanded a proper ass pounding from a man I had never met. It got me so hot and horny listening to the guy moan and the gagging throat sounds as he fucked her face. It took everything in me not to grab my strap on and barge in like the kool aid man to give it to her myself. All this is to say - lemonade has electrolytes and keeps your throat coated and your insides hydrated for when you’re getting fucked at both ends. And that’s the moral of the story from two hot bitches and a literal hot bitch (little Potato Bug).
2023-05-19 06:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post*****MAXIMAL GONZO***** for your gooning pleasure! Preview T..
*****MAXIMAL GONZO***** for your gooning pleasure! Preview The Nastiest Video I have ever made. SO FAR. This video has — 😵 FACE DOWN, ASS UP STYLE ASS REAMING 😵💫 PUSSY STRETCHING 😰 ASS G[APING] 😳 CUMSHOT 🫣 HD CLOSEUP OF INSIDE MY PINK BITS 😱 LOTS OF CHEEKS SLAPPING AND SPREADING OF THAT BIG WET ASS I’ll be dropping the full 16-minute clip of my hole destruction later today so you can just enjoy this on your lunch break and the full version when you’ve got all your responsibilities squared away for the week 😇 and you might wanna call in thicc tomorrow 😂😘
2023-05-18 19:10:54 +0000 UTC View PostLIFE UPDATE TIME! 🐶 Here’s a bit of content in which I tell ..
LIFE UPDATE TIME! 🐶 Here’s a bit of content in which I tell you all about the content I’m making. 😂
2023-05-16 14:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostFriday’s are the worst sometimes…😡 Doesn’t stop my pussy fro..
Friday’s are the worst sometimes…😡 Doesn’t stop my pussy from loving the sunlight. 😂😈
2023-05-12 23:59:25 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate: I’m sleeping and romping around naked in air conditi..
Update: I’m sleeping and romping around naked in air conditioned splendor. And yes, brains were fucked out.
2023-05-11 03:51:26 +0000 UTC View Post*****Sucking Face - Part 2***** When I was a youngster my pa..
*****Sucking Face - Part 2***** When I was a youngster my parents would tell me 🫣”Cover your eyes!”🫣 whenever any sexual activity occurred between actors on screen. My cue would be when they started “sucking face”—their words, not mine. To this day that phrase makes me spiritually retch. Why they didn’t tell me to also cover my ears, I can’t say. Joke’s on them though, as it only encouraged my vivid imagination and curiosity, even leading to my lifelong questioning of the so-called “morality” of everything. (e.g. why is it bad for ME if EVERYBODY does it???🙄)
2023-05-10 23:49:40 +0000 UTC View PostDespite what you may think, I am the undisputed hoequeen of ..
Despite what you may think, I am the undisputed hoequeen of domesticity — the real *****Stay-At-Home-Girlfriend***** — and I’m never bored, there’s always a project to do, some shit to tear up and fix. Just lonely sometimes. If you’re online, say hello to me babe…
2023-05-10 07:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post*****Sucking Face - Part 1***** Think of the movie Taxi Driv..
*****Sucking Face - Part 1***** Think of the movie Taxi Driver… Remember how he takes the girl to the porno theater on their first date? Now imagine if instead it was the girl that chose the theater and planned to bring her date there for “a nice movie.” How do you think he would react? Now how bout ⬇️THIS⬇️ for a reaction 😈 ⚠️ **lots of making out in this episode, which is a rather unusual thing—at least in the kind of porn I consume and produce but hey, someone is into that shit, right?**⚠️
2023-05-09 05:59:30 +0000 UTC View PostMonday Mood…the sun is too sunny, you guys. Idk what am gonn..
Monday Mood…the sun is too sunny, you guys. Idk what am gonna do this weekend 😵 thinking about getting a dog. I really want a dog now.
2023-05-08 23:20:54 +0000 UTC View Post