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***Remember Karen’s Husband?*** I fucked that man while she ..

***Remember Karen’s Husband?*** I fucked that man while she was out on her girls brunch and to this day I’m still not sorry! The full XXXclusive PRE-RELEASE is in your inbox now.

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SO….what did YOU guys do this weekend? Easter egg hunt? Aw t..

SO….what did YOU guys do this weekend? Easter egg hunt? Aw that’s cute. If the eggs didn’t have candy dicks, scratch tickets, or straight up green backs then GTFO. Happy Easter!

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Do you like your Pony on a little bit of *speed*???

Do you like your Pony on a little bit of *speed*???

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I don’t know what YOU guys did during Covid lockdown… As for..

I don’t know what YOU guys did during Covid lockdown… As for me, I was living my best life ☠️ 🎧🚫⚠️WARNING: Loud ass winch noises. Headphones off!⚠️🚫🎧

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You want to see the cut scenes for this clip. Raw cut was ov..

You want to see the cut scenes for this clip. Raw cut was over an hour long with 2 cameras doing multiple angles, rough cut was down to 35min. Took out all the fluff and this is the bit fit for mass consumption. But you’re Ponyfuckers, you want the MOST, not just “what’s fit” even if it kills ya. Anything for the 🥜. 😂 It’s wet and extremely graphic with lots of quaking orgasms. I’ll drop it in your inbox and you will watch me get destroyed.

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Get Ready With Me/Play Time Upskirt POV

Get Ready With Me/Play Time Upskirt POV

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Good morning (afternoon), Ponyfuckers! I promise I took the..

Good morning (afternoon), Ponyfuckers! I promise I took these before noon and meant to post them before noon too but I was too distracted by this cool upskirt video I made for you guys. I’ll be posting it here today along with a little show & tell video about how I figured out a neat way to do those. I’m so hot for upskirt & downblouse content but it’s hard to find good ones so I just make it myself…which do you favor? Pls vote!! Thx 🙏 😇

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Good nurse with a naughty body?

Good nurse with a naughty body?

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I read my FetLife DM’s in the bathtub cos Jesus Murphy I fee..

I read my FetLife DM’s in the bathtub cos Jesus Murphy I feel dirty after reading, I may as well get a head start. Do you wanna see the full 15min of this bullshit?? 😂 lmk in the comments or if you’ve had enough of my blah blah for today

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🥂🍾Cheers to my 900th video posted to this platform Here’s ..

🥂🍾Cheers to my 900th video posted to this platform Here’s a short, steamy clip for you while I finish another project. I have 35 minutes of trimmed down footage from over an hour of raw tape so I need to put the screens away and review with fresh eyes in the morning. 🙈😵

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Then he said he had something else in mind and I demured lik..

Then he said he had something else in mind and I demured like a whore at a christening…

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I bit my lip and grinned when I told him I wanted something ..

I bit my lip and grinned when I told him I wanted something creamy for dessert…

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Someone reads the text accompanying these posts and booked a..

Someone reads the text accompanying these posts and booked a reservation…🍣🍶🍺🍨

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Peaceful Valley Pt 3

Peaceful Valley Pt 3

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Peaceful Valley Pt 2

Peaceful Valley Pt 2

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#trufflebutter

#trufflebutter

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What I originally prepared for today was taken down for term..

What I originally prepared for today was taken down for terms of service violation. 🤷‍♀️ Should I just post it straight to TRUTH Social or do you guys want the download link? Let me know.

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Behind the scenes getting warmed up and keeping it hot 🔥

Behind the scenes getting warmed up and keeping it hot 🔥

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🩺🥼Are you curious about the exam table? 🩻 This should clear ..

🩺🥼Are you curious about the exam table? 🩻 This should clear that right up!💊💊 Best consumed nude in the drivers seat of a Porsche Boxter going 50mph on Aurora, okay? Drink plenty of fluids and call me in the morning!😂🤡🧡

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😎“Just putting out the vibes. The vibes are out now.” 🤓“Wha..

😎“Just putting out the vibes. The vibes are out now.” 🤓“What about when the vibes need to go back in??” 😎“That’s not my problem, (un?)fortunately. But I’m sure they have people you can hire for that sort of thing.”

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Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?

Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?

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Would you trust me anywhere near your nuts? Like in my mouth..

Would you trust me anywhere near your nuts? Like in my mouth perhaps?

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Fire Walk With Me

Fire Walk With Me

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Who said “keep your daughter off the pole”? Some comedian I ..

Who said “keep your daughter off the pole”? Some comedian I can’t recall who…do you know?

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Cool-Shit Buying Misadventure Part 3-Juicy Mouth and Tiddies

Cool-Shit Buying Misadventure Part 3-Juicy Mouth and Tiddies

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Omg you guys yesterday was probably one of the nastiest of 2..

Omg you guys yesterday was probably one of the nastiest of 2023 so far, and I don’t mean the weather…unless you mean the weather between my legs cos the precipitation levels left the boys in astonishment. Not talking about my cats, I mean the ones instigating all this sudden downpour by probing up in my guts and every hole to find the switch for GUSHING deluge of wet ass pussy. These are just some of my #ijusthadsex selfies from yesterday. Can you see the changes in the light?? I don’t know how else to tell you guys that I was banging from sunrise till 3am mm, culminating in a MFM that had me out of my mind levels of cum-inebriated. Too bad you weren’t there. 😝

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Oh hai, I’m Randy…(at this exact moment). 😈 #ijusthadsex 😇 B..

Oh hai, I’m Randy…(at this exact moment). 😈 #ijusthadsex 😇 But usually I am just DJ. 🧡

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Reposting this cos I’m fucking horny and I want you to imagi..

Reposting this cos I’m fucking horny and I want you to imagine it’s my gooey pussy rubbing on your dick, not you palming some nivea for men right now. (Be kind to yourself and warm it up first. Not too hot tho!!!)

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Vote pls 🍑

Vote pls 🍑

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Hi Ponyfuckers! Sometimes I just want to go on a date cos I..

Hi Ponyfuckers! Sometimes I just want to go on a date cos I enjoy being with someone and I like to learn about what they are thinking about as they move through the world, what makes them happy, etc… also I’m tired of ordering takeaways and I’m definitely not into doing dishes for one. Relatable? 😇😂🧡

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