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DM me if you have any experience with a micropussy. I’m dee..

DM me if you have any experience with a micropussy. I’m deep diving into this harder than I went on the imitation taxidermy phenomenon from the 1970s. Also DM me if you identify as a tit diddler cos I want you to change my mind..

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If someone is holding their device in “landscape orientation..

If someone is holding their device in “landscape orientation” there’s a greater than 50% chance that person is watching PORN. Those odds increase to 100% if you observe the person is wearing headphones but not wearing pants, and in a horizontal posture themselves. Why not join in the fun! There’s something for everyone!

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This is daddy’s favorite series from 2022…specifically the a..

This is daddy’s favorite series from 2022…specifically the all-anal scene which I am sending to you all right now!

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DJ the Dinner Guest insists on the impolite conversations, t..

DJ the Dinner Guest insists on the impolite conversations, talks men in open relationships, being on dating apps, hot-wife style partner swapping, gets real meta about life as content creator and has a FLASHback to high school. (Emphasis on the flash) It’s 2023, Ponyfuckers. 🧡

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Hello, my Ponyfuckers 🧡

Hello, my Ponyfuckers 🧡

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Good morning, Ponyfuckers 🧡

Good morning, Ponyfuckers 🧡

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Baby, look at me…😍 #ijusthadsex 😇

Baby, look at me…😍 #ijusthadsex 😇

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Continuing with my year in review... ***For those of you tha..

Continuing with my year in review... ***For those of you that need to get caught up*** Here is the memorable lipgloss/banana series that hardcore fans love. This post has FOUR separate clips in it so it's the series in its entirety pretty much. Watch them here now or wait till I come on and watch them with you..?

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Hohoho, Ponyfuckers! I’m doing a Year in Review — a ***Snark..

Hohoho, Ponyfuckers! I’m doing a Year in Review — a ***SnarklePony Wrapped***, if you will. In the comments drop your favorite series or clip that I have produced this year and I will try and put together remix of them which will undoubtedly include some footage not included in previous releases. Going back in time, please vote on the following releases from January! In case my poll disappears... 1. NYE Strange Dick Buffet (3+ Parts) 2. Maid Unlike Your Wife (3 Parts) 3. AI Lipgloss/Banana Fellationaire (3+ Parts)

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Okay so I’m not crazy about REPOSTS and would only do it if ..

Okay so I’m not crazy about REPOSTS and would only do it if it’s warranted and you guys—this qualifies! This is my fav transition cos I don’t need to edit it in post, it’s all done on camera. I need to integrate more of this into my work from now on… I feel like this transition packs so much about the scene into just these few seconds. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do — every time 😇😈

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”That kind of ‘change your life’ type of ass—that’s it.” Idk..

”That kind of ‘change your life’ type of ass—that’s it.” Idk bout changing lives but I do know I gets dads to tap out. 😈

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Serving up some more of this for you. The full uncensored v..

Serving up some more of this for you. The full uncensored video is 22-min long and is available in your DM already.

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I’ve been busy working on my house. But I guess you guys sti..

I’ve been busy working on my house. But I guess you guys still have needs regardless if I have the time to attend to them or not so I’m just going fully ***FREE-USE*** for now until I finish all this work I have to do! Full 9-min video in your DM PS - send tips so I can pay someone to do this annoying house fixing work for me so I can come back to making dirty movies full time.

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Omg you guys I just… woke up from a long nap! lol jk I jus..

Omg you guys I just… woke up from a long nap! lol jk I just got my back blown out 😝 good dick will do that to you tho yknow? Lmk if I should show more.

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A straight up sensual throat adultery vibe. How do you feel..

A straight up sensual throat adultery vibe. How do you feel about “Throatfucking Thursday”? 😂 (p.s. - yes I know *technically* it’s Friday now 😝)

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Aggressive dirty talking and equally aggressive groping! Ea..

Aggressive dirty talking and equally aggressive groping! Earmuffs, kids! 😵

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17 or 217 times—once should cover it, am I right?!🙄 Now back..

17 or 217 times—once should cover it, am I right?!🙄 Now back to regularly scheduled programming…

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Grope City - Population: ME & my tiddies lol I have a quick ..

Grope City - Population: ME & my tiddies lol I have a quick question for you guys— Would you consider groping as a foreplay thing or is it its own thing altogether? Please vote and argue in the comments 😁

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Thanks for always liking my posts @harlowflowerfootgoddess 🧡..

Thanks for always liking my posts @harlowflowerfootgoddess 🧡🧡🧡 it’s my lovely friend and guru’s birthday tomorrow! 🍰🍰🍰 It would really make my day (and HERS, of course!) if you went to her OnlyFans page and gave her your support as well —LIKE & SUBSCRIBE, and if you’re not a total Scrooge then you will tip the creators you obsessively watch 🧡🧡🧡 thank you, my Ponyfuckers 😘

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WELCOME BACK DJ! If you guys checked my twitter profile you ..

WELCOME BACK DJ! If you guys checked my twitter profile you would see that I was LOCKED OUT of OnlyBans for a few days for insufficient verification—never mind the 500+ videos of me for which THEY COLLECT 20% no questions asked, mind you 🙄 Here’s some day in the life shit from your fav sauna slut🧡

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Getting ready for a hot date be like 😘🤓😝 I’ll never not be a..

Getting ready for a hot date be like 😘🤓😝 I’ll never not be a little nervous. Can’t imagine how nervous he would feel…🤷🏻‍♀️😇

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Guess what I’m doing right now… Send links to your fav porns..

Guess what I’m doing right now… Send links to your fav porns now pls thx.

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Happy Holidays, Ponyfuckers ♥️

Happy Holidays, Ponyfuckers ♥️

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This is how I imagine guys be like when making unsolicited d..

This is how I imagine guys be like when making unsolicited dick pics but I think mine’s better. 😂 Like…”nobody asked for this!” 😂😂😂

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