Out with the old to make room for the new! 🍑💨 Other than Me, who knew that Me cleaning off My phone was going to lead to you becoming weak and leaking? I want a new phone with more storage space. Make it happen, fart sucker.
2022-09-16 04:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback fartsday to Moi. I was busy farting in someone's kitchen. 💨😌
2022-09-15 16:22:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You can just tell how solid My ass... Big. Beautiful. Powerful.
2022-09-15 15:13:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Earlier this month, I tweeted that I'd make a new leftovers clip from the Burger King I got. Unable to successfully record it last time, I'm back for round 2 later tonight. 😤
2022-09-14 21:25:51 +0000 UTC View PostA smelly gem stored on My phone... 💨
2022-09-12 20:23:29 +0000 UTC View PostI've been hella gassy and hella swamped...but you finally have some new mail if you've messaged Me recently.
2022-09-12 19:25:37 +0000 UTC View PostPssst....fart suckers... I'm busy with email campaigns today. I'll be responding to your DMs here later tonight. Send Me tributes until then because Mailchimp is getting on MY LAST nerves today.
2022-09-07 18:17:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's that smell? Your weakness and your pick me up, all rolled into one! 💨 🤭
2022-09-06 15:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostCan't stop, won't stop. Building up tonight's ammo 💨 I'll be checking and responding to DMs later tonight after I'm done farting on losers at the bar.
2022-09-04 00:12:27 +0000 UTC View PostStarting to feel the effects of all that dairy I had earlier today. 💨
2022-09-01 21:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post
If you've messaged Me....check your DMs
2022-09-01 19:41:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning fart suckers!! I'll be responding to My messages on here later today. I know you're thrilled for a response from your Gassy Goddess.
2022-08-30 13:28:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine the size of My leftovers... Could you keep up swallowing? I don't think you have it IN you 😌
2022-08-27 14:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostNobody talks about covid farts....I had covid recently and apparently my side effect is even weirder farts. 💨💨💨
2022-08-25 14:11:54 +0000 UTC View PostNew shoe goofin' with butt cleavage 😌
2022-08-15 16:04:44 +0000 UTC View PostRolling in at 4am, trying to take a shower...but first, I need to release all this gas that's built up in Me from the ride home.
2022-08-04 15:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostMy morning farts are so stinky this morning.
2022-07-27 11:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been hiking and playing in spring water. I'm filthy, sweaty and My ass is basically a salt lick. Clean it.
2022-07-24 20:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post
OF is emailing Me, reminding Me to post.... I've been a bit busy lately...and I know My ass has stayed on your mind.
2022-07-23 16:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting ready for a morning hike....these socks arw only going to get smellier!! I'll be responding back to messages later today too. 😘
2022-06-19 12:53:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Swimsuits that cover My ass.....do they exist? No.
2022-06-16 21:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm loving this swimsuit. You're loving seeing Me in this swimsuit, wishing it was you... Wearing it or being it....that's another question..
2022-05-31 13:45:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Spoke with My all time favorite 🚽 today. You'll get to live vicariously through him later this summer.
2022-05-24 16:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostGuess it's just one of those stinky nights...
2022-05-14 02:38:45 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a frog in your throat or a farts croaking from My ass? It's ribbiting! 🐸 💨
2022-05-14 02:07:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Living your higher self when I shrink you down. 😌
2022-05-12 15:06:32 +0000 UTC View Post