Put those lips together for Me... 💋 Pucker up big for Me, and feel the heat of My ass while I blast your face with My farts. 🍑💨🥵
2022-03-18 16:22:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A perfect day for My piggies to be out. A perfect day for you 🐷 to have your wallets out. My next pedi is next week. Pay for it. $75
2022-03-17 16:22:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Isn't My ass just AMAZING? Big, powerful and My own special instrument, procuring a symphony of farts that blast from My ass. Fucking ASSmazing! Send tributes if you're honored to be happy to exist during the same time as Me and My demanding derrière. 🍑
2022-03-16 15:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TFW he asks you to send nudes, but you send tease and denial instead. 😌
2022-03-16 13:17:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning fart suckers! Have you read My NEW blog on My website yet? Go do that before asking Me where I've been... Don't forget to check your inbox for a smelly surprise!
2022-03-13 14:25:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I farted on these foam blocks for some unsuspecting, stupid man.
2022-02-11 21:10:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhen something smells extra skunky..... Having a quick toot while I have a quick toke break 💨 💚
2022-01-28 17:13:44 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers and butt sniffers! How envious are you of My leggings?
2022-01-25 12:54:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine and kiss My beautiful behind while you slow jerk your puny pindick, getting drained in more way than one. 🍑 🤑
2022-01-22 13:57:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! I've been staying comfy and cozy in My supremely soft robe. The fart sucker who bought My panties will be staying comfy and cozy with My panties wrapped around his butt sniffing face. I had THE wettest farts imaginable...and this material just SOAKS up every smell possible.
2022-01-18 13:55:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey there fart suckers… 11 days late, but happy new year! My new year has started off with more sorrow than I would like to endure all at once. Over the span of a week immediately after Christmas, I grieved several losses of family members, family pets, beloved friends like family and their pets. None of these losses were expected or connected. When spread out, grief and loss is more manageable, but to hit all at once, it was just the most emotionally draining way to end the year while going into the new year. I grieved H A R D and now I feel ok. Thank you during this unexpected time, your continued support has been meaningful.
2022-01-11 19:35:56 +0000 UTC View Post
"My Madame, what a big peach you have..." All the better to sit on you with, little man.
2021-12-31 23:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
TFW you think I'm going to give you a smooch 💋 The only thing you're getting from Me today is some of My savory spit. 🤤
2021-12-31 16:12:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at one of My new pieces. 🥺 Finally, something good to come from Ohio.
2021-12-31 07:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
You look better with your wallet out and mouth stuffed with My dirty Socks.
2021-12-31 01:19:06 +0000 UTC View Post
My bathwater is the perfect thing to quench your thirst.
2021-12-30 07:22:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas! Did you check your inbox this morning?
2021-12-25 15:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostI am FINALLY back home for the rest of the year and I brought some smelly cheer back with Me.
2021-12-22 19:36:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Admit it..... You WISH I was showing up under your tree 🎄.. Ready to sit My weight on top of you 🍑... Making sure that you give My feet 🦶 more than just holiday cheer while reminding you about what you are in life.... A loser!
2021-12-17 17:23:05 +0000 UTC View Post
My beautiful belly appreciation post... A big soft belly that helps produce big and stinky farts. 💨💨💨
2021-12-17 08:56:50 +0000 UTC View PostI have been VIOLENTLY gassy today AND last night.
2021-12-14 00:17:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I fucking love that lamp. Like My plant light?
2021-12-11 06:02:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning fart suckers and butt sniffers!!! I'm recording new clips this weekend, so now is your chance to speak up about what you want to see more of (pics, audio & videos). I have fun things in store, but I like to see what really makes My fart suckers tick and tock. Keep in mind too, because of new and enforced T&S, some things will not be shown here anymore......but will be uploaded elsewhere. Once I have that finished, there will be a special place for all the turd munchers to go.
2021-12-10 13:12:20 +0000 UTC View PostI'm just farting around My house. Too bad I can't use this 💨gas💨 to warm up My place... It's only good for warming up YOUR FACE!🤤
2021-12-09 07:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostMy farts always make different sounds. Each one as unique as Me. It's truly amazing when you think about it... Tell Me which of My farts makes you the weakest.
2021-12-06 17:16:22 +0000 UTC View PostYou thought you were safe and secure at home, all alone (like a loser) with your little secret, but you should have thought again… Is a secret really a secret when I find out about it? No. It becomes a ticking time bomb! Your eyes grow wild and wide with alarm, anticipation and desire while I continue to tease and taunt you, dangling that dirty secret of yours just out of reach. Am I going to rat you out? Will I add you to My email list in a way you wish I wouldn’t? Unlike that wimpy dick of yours, you’ll just have to let your mind continue to run wild while I make you wait… But just remember this one thing, loser… No matter how high you jump, no matter how hard you try to grasp, you’ll never grab hold… So the only thing that you can do now, is do what I want.. And I want MORE secrets!
2021-12-04 15:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Keep your mouth busy by sucking on My dirty Socks! We had beautiful weather for the past two days, so naturally, I made sure to have plenty of fun in the sun with long hikes! My magnificent Maleficent socks include 2 day all-day wear with a complete 8 mile hike. 🤭 These are going in the washer on Sunday unless you save them from their soapy FEAT! $45
2021-12-04 09:20:47 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what I heard about you? That you're nothing more than a pathetic, lonely, fart sucking loser. But you know what???? It is what it is but I still have for you.... Close your eyes, open wide, NOW INHALE.
2021-12-02 06:25:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Hump day, already? Middle of the week and you know what that means right??? 🤑 1 more wake up until payday Friday! 🤑 No more wake ups to worship Me and My ass though....that's forever a daily thing.
2021-12-01 15:03:56 +0000 UTC View Post