For anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can lin..

For anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something.
2024-12-17 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostFor anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something.
2024-12-17 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostIt's just you and I this Christmas, what should I wear?
2024-12-17 07:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too...🥛🍪
2024-12-16 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWe don't need a sleigh, you can ride me instead 😈
2024-12-16 07:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree.
2024-12-15 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would we do under the mistletoe?
2024-12-15 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostRate my Christmas outfit 1-10? 🧑🎄
2024-12-14 16:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe 😉
2024-12-13 16:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's your favourite way to warm me up on a cold winter night?
2024-12-13 07:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostWWYD if I turned up to your family Christmas wearing lingerie? 👙
2024-12-12 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostSanta, before I explain, how much do you already know...?
2024-12-12 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostCome unwrap your gift! I'm all yours 💕
(I thought this untied when I bought it, thanks vague online item description 🙄😂)
What I don't like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
2024-12-11 07:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostThank you, stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace 🔥
2024-12-10 07:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post'Tis the season for ass pics 🎅🍑
2024-12-09 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you buy me for Christmas?
2024-12-09 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostDon't ask how it's snowing inside, it just is ok? (It's totally not an overlay I found 😂)
2024-12-08 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostJust putting the baubles on the tree, nothing else to see here 😁
2024-12-08 07:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostHave you been naughty or nice this year?
2024-12-07 07:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostI'm the new and improved version of Elf On The Shelf, now with added mischief 😏
2024-12-06 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup" 🍭🍬
Santa's Little Helper, here to help you cum!
2024-12-05 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLet's be naughty and save Santa the trip 😏
2024-12-05 07:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating sweets out of socks.
2024-12-04 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIm dreaming of white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red 🍷
2024-12-04 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostIt's too silent of a night, wish you could be here with me to make some noise.
2024-12-03 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDear Santa, I was good all year...right, sometimes...ok, at least a few times....fine, I'll buy it myself.
2024-12-03 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post