Got very sunburnt in the garden yesterday ☀️. Luckily I didn't burn the monster, but I might pretend I did by slathering it in aftersun 😈. Any excuse hey ✊🍆💦😈
2021-04-26 17:38:45 +0000 UTC View PostAnother cum shot to round off the week 💦💦💦😛
2021-04-25 19:27:31 +0000 UTC View PostI know summer's officially coming when I start to turn pink and white like a nougat bar 😛. I'd love a nice all over tan but I'm just happy not to be translucent 🤣
2021-04-22 17:25:30 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to suck it like a Lidl bakery toffee yum-yum? 🤣 My new fave snack, fyi 😛
2021-04-21 16:58:10 +0000 UTC View PostAnother big cum shot for your collections 😈✊🍆💦
2021-04-20 16:17:42 +0000 UTC View PostShiny, well oiled helmet v2 😈. Was it lovely and sunny today where you all are too? ☀️🍆
2021-04-19 18:26:46 +0000 UTC View PostI have a few different lubes to choose from but sometimes I like a few drops of good old baby oil for a nice, shiny helmet 🤣✊🍆💦😈
2021-04-18 18:39:29 +0000 UTC View PostWho's coming to join me in my bed? 😛🛏 I mean for a nap, obviously 🤣
2021-04-17 15:36:58 +0000 UTC View PostAnother lovely, sunny day here ☀️. Cons 👎 = Every Tom, Dick & Harry have descended on the town centre. Pros 👍 = Men in shorts and t-shirts 🥳. "Sun's out, guns out" 💪🏼😈
2021-04-15 17:38:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops, one cookie turned into two, and two turned into three - and so on and so forth. Just call me the cookie monster 🍪😈. Good job my USP is my cock and not my (nonexistent) abs 🤣. How are we all today? 😄
2021-04-14 18:14:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhilst I hand on heart have never, ever watched a single episode of Love Island in my life on account of it being trash... I saw Connagh Howard on my walk through town today, and what a tall glass of water that man is 🤤✊🍆💦
2021-04-13 17:50:41 +0000 UTC View PostYes, yes I am wearing reindeer socks in April 🤣. I guess it makes me an all year round ho, ho, ho ✊🍆💦🤪
2021-04-12 18:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostSunday roast, peanut butter Snickers, and a wank - happy days ✊🍆😆
2021-04-11 18:20:03 +0000 UTC View PostThey do say "When it rains, it pours". Who wants to get wet? 🙋🏼♂️✊🍆☔️💦
2021-04-10 15:58:22 +0000 UTC View PostLet's start the weekend early with a sweet, sticky treat 🍭💦. Disclaimer: May contain (LOTS) of cum 💦💦💦
2021-04-09 09:41:19 +0000 UTC View PostPre cum for days ✊🍆💦 nature's lube 😂
2021-04-08 17:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening all 😈 here's another addition to the wank bank for you to peruse at your leisure ✊🍆🤪
2021-04-07 18:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostWho's going to hop on and ride it like a bucking bronco? 🐂🍆🤪
2021-04-06 18:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostGood, natural lighting today IMO 🙌🏻☀️✊🍆💦
2021-04-05 17:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostRaise your hand if you too have been eating your body weight in chocolate today in the name of Easter 🙋🏼♂️. This is a judgement free zone 🚫
2021-04-04 20:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostTook a well needed break from my chocolate eating earlier to have a good, long wanking session. Happy Easter weekend all 🥳🐇🍫✊🍆💦❤️
2021-04-02 20:21:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a bank holiday weekend 🥳🤪🙌🏻 Let's blow our loads for Good Friday ✊🍆💦
2021-04-01 19:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostAnother quick question 🤣 ... What countries are you all from? I know I've got Brits and Americans. Are any of you from any exotic places? Not that I can travel from plague Island for the foreseeable anyway 🙈
2021-03-30 16:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post