@esposasw11 I'm not wearing any underwear. Can I offer you a seat? If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-03-15 00:54:13 +0000 UTC View Post
@stoniiiboo If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you. If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-03-14 20:07:06 +0000 UTC View Post
@amoretx I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake. If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-03-14 16:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
@lenarai I need some Moral support. Only the "m" is silent. 😘 Fans why aren't you following this goddess?
2024-03-13 02:07:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Leave it to @kloutkiki to call it like it is. Apparently, I get zero sympathy from her. But if you want a fancy wrist guard from too much self gratification, I recommend her page.
2024-03-12 17:27:13 +0000 UTC View Post
If you need a joke....come back later, I'm sick. If you have one, leave it in the comments.
2024-03-10 18:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post
You can tell alot about a woman by her shoes. For example if they are behind her ears, she likes you. 😘
2024-03-07 06:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
@lud0vicaxxx asked her fans to make her the lock screen on thier phones. As her biggest fan I had to comply. Go check her out and get a new lock screen.
2024-03-07 00:32:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyday is hump day if you play your cards right.
2024-03-06 11:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
REVIEW: It's not often that I get asked to review a new page. TODAY HOWEVER, I got to review the new PRO page of my friend @evelynwow and I must say @evelynwow.pro is ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I have always been a fan of her corsets, beautiful ass and sexy word play. But PRO takes it to a different level. Take advantage of her introductory 50% offer while you can. PS - not a paid advertisement. I paid her and joined the page before she asked for my opinion.
2024-03-05 22:54:39 +0000 UTC View Post
@charlie_valentine are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you I smile. If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-03-05 10:31:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to know a secret? After sex, I like to whisper romantic stuff in my partners ear. Like..."it's time for you to leave, I'm sleepy"
2024-03-04 20:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If you get a booty call at 330 am....you probably weren't their first choice
2024-03-04 08:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
@trailerass Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you. If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-03-03 21:09:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Is an anal cream pie a Moonpie?
2024-03-03 17:12:02 +0000 UTC View Post
@badbunnygirl7 it's NOT sexual tension we feel. It's BANGXiety If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-03-02 13:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
WINNER @melonprincessxofree I sent a mass DM for a bitmoji collage contest. I received 1 entry. Since I am a man of my word the winner is my good friend @melonprincessxofree she gets her her own post and $21 . Congratulations my friend.
2024-03-02 07:10:21 +0000 UTC View Post
What comes after 69? Mouthwash. 😘 Have a nice weekend.
2024-03-01 17:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post
@ironvixen Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, you be the 9. If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-02-26 00:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Mercedes aka @esposasw11 I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me. If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-02-25 16:11:06 +0000 UTC View Post
@lud0vicaxxx The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor If you like the pick up line, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page. And creators, if you want a pickup line, just ask me how.
2024-02-25 11:40:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I asked my girlfriend why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.😅
2024-02-25 02:17:15 +0000 UTC View Post
@daisyhart123 Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams. If you like the pickup line, you'll love the creator. Check out @daisyhart123 and @daisyhartvip
2024-02-24 17:16:53 +0000 UTC View Post
My friend @blueberry_juice asked me what I wanted for a gift, and I said, "Nothing would make me happier than oral Sex." So that's what she gave me. Nothing. 😪😪🤣😅🤣 If you like the joke, you'll love the creator. Go visit her page.
2024-02-19 21:06:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If anyone is looking to get me a last minute Valentines gift. I am a size large Milkshake. 😅
2024-02-15 01:14:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Valentine's day. Go spread some love.
2024-02-14 15:27:22 +0000 UTC View Post
My girlfriend @lud0vicaxxx just asked me where I was taking her for Valentine's Day. Apparently "FROM BEHIND" wasn't the right answer. If you like the joke, go visit the creator.
2024-02-13 16:24:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Why should you NEVER fight a Dinosaur? Because you'll get JURASSkicked
2024-02-12 14:44:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I hate when women have stupid excuses, I’m tired, I have a headache, I’m on my period, I’m your cousin
2024-02-11 22:45:49 +0000 UTC View Post