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lucky ass turkeys 🥲 wish I was getting stuffed today 🦃

lucky ass turkeys 🥲 wish I was getting stuffed today 🦃

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cake 🍰ugh this has not been my month guys and I gotta ask fo..

cake 🍰

ugh this has not been my month guys and I gotta ask for a little patience with messages and everything 😪 I’m still sick (since last Thurs) haven’t moved from bed and seem to get worse everyday. might have covid but worried it could be pneumonia 🤒 if things don’t turn around today I’ll probably have to go get checked. just wanted to update you all since I can’t keep any food down or function at all 😭

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Sex Talk #31 - Boob Job Experience Recap & Where I'm at Now!..

Sex Talk #31 - Boob Job Experience Recap & Where I'm at Now!

If you've been following all the updates a lot of this is repeated info but I wanted to compile my entire experience for new people who ask a lot about it + update at the end where im at now :)

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mannn I can’t catch a break guys lol.. sick AGAIN with some ..

mannn I can’t catch a break guys lol.. sick AGAIN with some cold/virus even though I was just sick a couple weeks ago 😵‍💫 I miss summer already!

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to say I’m obsessed with this look would be an understatemen..

to say I’m obsessed with this look would be an understatement 🫣

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post gym 💪🏻

post gym 💪🏻

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someone order a maid? swipe for a surprise 🫦

someone order a maid? swipe for a surprise 🫦

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49ers win!!! good day indeed 😁🏈

49ers win!!! good day indeed 😁🏈

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ok I think I’m in love with this color 😍 I love when yall se..

ok I think I’m in love with this color 😍 I love when yall send me things! I’d never usually choose this color when picking lingerie

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excited cause I just got to film my first try on lingerie ha..

excited cause I just got to film my first try on lingerie haul with the new boobs! 🤩 baby stepping back into videos 🙏🏻

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should you be frightened, or turned on?.. im not sure 🤔 but ..

should you be frightened, or turned on?.. im not sure 🤔 but HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

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welp im sick in bed with a cold 🤒 but I had just enough ener..

welp im sick in bed with a cold 🤒 but I had just enough energy to finally shoot this bad boy and just in time for Halloween I got the non nudes complete! 🎃

seriously over the moon with how it all turned out. I lost direction with my content and strayed away from what I love most.. cosplay & creating. so coming back I really wanted to take on something huge (hurhur) and crazier than I've ever made to prove to myself I still got it 💪🏻 and hopefully thank all the amazing people who followed me first for cosplay but still stuck around for the ride

now I can relax for a lil bit before more big projects! well not before I get these FIREEE pyramid head nudes edited. I think y'all are gonna love those 😁

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woooo Art the Clown! here’s a freebie set of the non nudes w..

woooo Art the Clown! here’s a freebie set of the non nudes while I’m working on the naughtier ones now 🤫

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3 months post op update! 🥳

3 months post op update! 🥳

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who checked out my new Friday the 13th set 😳 ngl I had a lil..

who checked out my new Friday the 13th set 😳 ngl I had a lil trouble sleeping after shooting this 🤣

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apologies, was out camping this weekend and didn’t have sign..

apologies, was out camping this weekend and didn’t have signal but now it’s back to clown business 🤡🖤 does anyone like clown girls? I HAD to do an Art the clown!

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want to go camping with me in the woods? 👻 no one’s around s..

want to go camping with me in the woods? 👻 no one’s around so we can be extra naughty

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ok but isn’t this CRAZY?1 week post op on top and bottom is ..

ok but isn’t this CRAZY?

1 week post op on top and bottom is me today at 11 weeks post op (covered nips for obv reasons lol sorry there’s still some boo boos showing)

the crazier part is that these things will continue to heal out and appear bigger up until a full year! 😳 this journey requires great patience but the reward will be 🤌🏻

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throwback to last years ghostface b/g set as im gearing up t..

throwback to last years ghostface b/g set as im gearing up to shoot new stuff! I had some interest to resend out the ppv so I just did and I think I should do that more often! so many good sets that a lot of new subs don't even know about 😈

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shhh don’t tell doc I snuck out of my bra for a sec 🤫

shhh don’t tell doc I snuck out of my bra for a sec 🤫

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going to 😴😴😴

going to 😴😴😴

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I noticed the date a couple days ago and have been working n..

I noticed the date a couple days ago and have been working nonstop on this costume omggg. time is flying and there’s much to do 😓 but luckily I made really great progress and HOPEFULLY it will be finished by next weekend.

thought you all would appreciate this process pic lmao

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out camping and shot something fun 😁

out camping and shot something fun 😁

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Boob updates & CUSTOMS return date 🫣

Boob updates & CUSTOMS return date 🫣

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oh we are soooooo back!I guess this gives away my big surpri..

oh we are soooooo back!

I guess this gives away my big surprise cosplay build hahaha sexy 📐 head incoming !!!!

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Jennifer’s BODY-ody-ody 👙

Jennifer’s BODY-ody-ody 👙

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