Evening providers of my cheddar, how’s it hangling?
Evening providers of my cheddar, how’s it hangling?
2022-09-26 18:49:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Watch out, they're gonna get you, they're gonna get you, bab..
Watch out, they're gonna get you, they're gonna get you, baby, they're coming after you, watch your back, they're gonna get you, they're comin' after you-ou...
2022-09-18 14:34:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Blues Brothers, Betty Blue, Blue Velvet, The Big Blue? 💙
Blues Brothers, Betty Blue, Blue Velvet, The Big Blue? 💙
2022-09-17 18:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you to those who purchased my new holiday sex tape 🥺 H..
Thank you to those who purchased my new holiday sex tape 🥺 Here’s a snap of when I overfilled the jacuzzi with bubbles 🫧 Will be posting some jacuzzi content over the weekend for ya 🥰
2022-09-16 13:27:24 +0000 UTC View PostI've dropped about six social classes since this morning.
I've dropped about six social classes since this morning.
2022-09-15 06:46:44 +0000 UTC View PostGoing for my afternoon nap, did you want to join? 🍑
Going for my afternoon nap, did you want to join? 🍑
2022-09-13 13:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Mmm. Sweet, delicious, rancid Champagne.
Mmm. Sweet, delicious, rancid Champagne.
2022-09-10 16:21:38 +0000 UTC View PostOld school, Blair on holiday 🌞
Old school, Blair on holiday 🌞
2022-09-10 06:38:13 +0000 UTC View Post
9 min Velma Sex Tape will be in your inbox this evening 🤓
9 min Velma Sex Tape will be in your inbox this evening 🤓
2022-09-01 14:42:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel pain looking at this photo, spicy!
I feel pain looking at this photo, spicy!
2022-08-31 18:53:28 +0000 UTC View PostAnd even then, they'll probably be loads of male sex therapi..
And even then, they'll probably be loads of male sex therapists there too and they'd love that, wouldn't they? All fucking each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock wanking and crying.
2022-08-31 14:27:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't want to go to the ball. I just want to sit around in..
I don't want to go to the ball. I just want to sit around in my pants.
2022-08-29 16:34:18 +0000 UTC View PostPro-tip - Don’t put bed pants on straight after applying you..
Pro-tip - Don’t put bed pants on straight after applying your overnight tan…
2022-08-28 16:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post(Her breast is just brushing my side there.)
(Her breast is just brushing my side there.)
2022-08-27 17:38:07 +0000 UTC View Post