Dating me is a lot like.....
Dating me is a lot like.....
2023-06-17 01:28:50 +0000 UTC View Post
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This cosplay calls for a smoking video I think.
This cosplay calls for a smoking video I think.
2023-06-16 22:56:44 +0000 UTC View PostAmy Winehouse is a legend that was lost before the world kne..
Amy Winehouse is a legend that was lost before the world knew enough of her. What I admired about her most was her persistent love for her man and humbleness even throughout her growing fame. What I admired about her music was the lyrics and beat that made it seem old school yet new. The songs she wrote were truly from her own soul. :)
2023-06-16 22:51:47 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday everyone! I'm feeling creative, quirky, horny a..
Happy Friday everyone! I'm feeling creative, quirky, horny and like I had too many cookies last night. But you know when you can't snack at night? When you have a dick in your mouth.
2023-06-16 14:26:14 +0000 UTC View PostOccasionally, a Wednesday will come on a Thursday.
Occasionally, a Wednesday will come on a Thursday.
2023-06-15 23:40:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe only box I have that's always pink is the one between my..
The only box I have that's always pink is the one between my legs. :)
2023-06-15 21:51:53 +0000 UTC View PostI've had so much fun playing a Barbie girl in a Barbie world..
I've had so much fun playing a Barbie girl in a Barbie world! But......
2023-06-15 21:25:00 +0000 UTC View PostI'm pretty sure a frozen yogurt machine would solve half of ..
I'm pretty sure a frozen yogurt machine would solve half of my life problems.
2023-06-14 21:55:25 +0000 UTC View PostFinally got some help in and out of my straight jacket. I wa..
Finally got some help in and out of my straight jacket. I want to revisit this with a different background but I think it turned out pretty cool. I'll be sending out the XXX ones here in a bit.
2023-06-14 21:12:44 +0000 UTC View PostThe all new Luau Smurfy! Smurfy is on vacation and looking ..
The all new Luau Smurfy! Smurfy is on vacation and looking to get leid! Wearing a grass skirt and her favorite bikini, she is two shots away from slipping her number to the Cabana boy. And since this MILF is on a mission, she also comes with her sluttiest dancing dress, box of condoms, and bubble gum flavored lube. Get you one today!
2023-06-13 18:10:28 +0000 UTC View PostFresh from a sweaty tennis lesson, I'm the rich, needy wife ..
Fresh from a sweaty tennis lesson, I'm the rich, needy wife who will fuck anyone but her husband. And I chose the tennis instructor. Over 30 minutes, multiple angles, of what a slut wife wants. Just pure sucking and fucking with a big, beautiful cock that gives a MILF exactly what she needs. :) This is my first one with any real sex, I hope you guys like it!
2023-06-13 16:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostGot my first video of me getting plowed dropping tonight!
Got my first video of me getting plowed dropping tonight!
2023-06-12 22:06:38 +0000 UTC View PostJust did another Summer of Smurfy picture set! Having so muc..
Just did another Summer of Smurfy picture set! Having so much fun!
2023-06-11 00:23:12 +0000 UTC View PostJust got my mani pedi, Smurfy Purple:)
Just got my mani pedi, Smurfy Purple:)
2023-06-08 21:21:11 +0000 UTC View PostOver 20 pictures from my toy box shoot, in a mini skirt and ..
Over 20 pictures from my toy box shoot, in a mini skirt and thigh highs. Also, 90 seconds of video where I have you remove my shoes and stockings. Naughty boy! If you have a stocking or pantyhose fetish like me or you like feet, this is probably a great wank for that :)
2023-06-07 21:52:12 +0000 UTC View PostSummer is here! This week I'm going to be celebrating the se..
Summer is here! This week I'm going to be celebrating the season I love to hate. Look for some fun little videos coming out with my Smurfy doll theme. I also bought a tiny pool, a giant inflatable ice cream cone and a whole box of toys. And I found two studs in my ceiling so now that's happening. (Sex swing and yoga silks.) Hoping to get inspired this week so feel free to send me a picture or a little video of you if you think you could be my muse. I'm so glad that my first hot girl summer as an empty nester is with all of you! I'll probably head back to Austin in a couple of weeks as well, because I'm ready to hear live music. And go to the graffiti wall again. Only this time, naughty.
2023-06-06 21:34:38 +0000 UTC View PostBendable and always willing to get on her knees to solve a p..
Bendable and always willing to get on her knees to solve a problem, Summertime Smurfy is ready for the pool!
2023-06-06 19:37:36 +0000 UTC View PostAnd Summertime Smurfy is guaranteed to have 30% more rear en..
And Summertime Smurfy is guaranteed to have 30% more rear end than most of her competitors!
2023-06-06 19:34:20 +0000 UTC View PostHer bright pink glasses, heart acrylic necklace and matching..
Her bright pink glasses, heart acrylic necklace and matching plastic hair bows give the Summertime Smurfy a slutty and sweet look.
2023-06-06 19:33:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Summertime Smurfy is wearing an iconic pink swimsuit wit..
The Summertime Smurfy is wearing an iconic pink swimsuit with matching chunky heels and a pink flamingo to show that she's ready for the party!
2023-06-06 19:30:57 +0000 UTC View PostCelebrate the hot season with a Summertime Smurfy Doll!
Celebrate the hot season with a Summertime Smurfy Doll!
2023-06-06 19:29:23 +0000 UTC View PostIntroducing the Morning After Smurfy! Smurfy is always fash..
Introducing the Morning After Smurfy! Smurfy is always fashion prepared as she heads to work after going home with you last night. Donning the tiny top and stockings she wore to the club, she becomes office ready in a messy top knot, and the suit with the missing button she forgot to drop off at the cleaner's. Morning After Smurfy comes with her often favorite accessories of purse, never empty wine glass and sunglasses to help with the headache. And since Smurfy wants to be cute AND comfortable during her Walk Of Shame, she carries her pink heels from last night, while sporting the Nikes from her gym bag. Don't forget to grab her number before she leaves!
2023-06-05 18:58:48 +0000 UTC View PostFor a limited time only, PTA President Smurfy is now in stor..
For a limited time only, PTA President Smurfy is now in stores! And this PTA mom has everything she needs in a cute pair of sunglasses, matching yoga set and mat for those mornings at the gym, a locally sourced cloth grocery sack for her trips to Trader Joes, and a wine glass, complete with pink lipstick stain. As a bonus, your Smurfy doll comes with a pink and orange diamond ring that her husband got her after his work trip to Bermuda.
2023-06-04 21:35:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did I take pictures in plain Dickie overalls? The poor k..
Why did I take pictures in plain Dickie overalls? The poor kid in the '90s part of me is so delighted with these overalls. Suck it, Andrea. And, because they remind me of the time I got fingered at the Halloween dance whenever I went as Ellie May Clampett. Thanks Jason G. Those chubby fingers slipped right inside without anyone even noticing.
2023-05-31 19:40:53 +0000 UTC View Post15 pics where I show off my cute strap-on that almost matche..
15 pics where I show off my cute strap-on that almost matches my skin color exactly! I love doing prostate massage on boys because it gives a intense physiological response. Strap-ons are fun because it is a role reversal. The power exchange is heady and every girl should know what it feels like to bang a guy like the little slut he is. Equality for all :) Bonus: almost 2 minute video of me just talking about how I'm going to use my strap-on on you.
2023-05-30 18:54:21 +0000 UTC View PostI got a new dick for my strap-on! Look how it pokes out unde..
I got a new dick for my strap-on! Look how it pokes out under my skirt! I even got one the same skin color as me. I wonder if I wear it around long enough if I'll feel like I have a real one? Rest of the picture set i and a short video telling you what I would do you with my dick coming next. Xoxo Jess
2023-05-30 18:42:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I saw this costume on Facebook marketplace I was instan..
When I saw this costume on Facebook marketplace I was instantly reminded of the blink-182 cover. And then whenever I got my new naughty room decorated with my new massage table I knew I had to do a shoot. Please enjoy over 25 pictures of me as well as a short vid of me stripping out of it after I tell you I noticed your hard cock during the sponge bath.
2023-05-26 02:25:16 +0000 UTC View PostMy new table made me pull out the nursing costume. Anybody w..
My new table made me pull out the nursing costume. Anybody who grew up in the 90s rocked out to Blink-182. And I'm pretty sure, any guy that's ever met a hot nurse, probably wanted her to do dirty stuff with him. :) Full picture set and a video coming tonight!
2023-05-25 22:24:40 +0000 UTC View PostAfter buying the last picture on Sunday, I was inspired to d..
After buying the last picture on Sunday, I was inspired to deaign my own Red Room. This was my storage room 3 days ago. It's about 75% of the way done and I'm super proud of it. And I am so very tired. It's a tight fit so I'm thinking spanking bench instead of St Andrew's cross. But the massage table does fold up so getting swing mounts installed! Welcome to any comments or ideas from your own experiences. The theme is Practical Magic.
2023-05-24 02:19:32 +0000 UTC View Post