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2 minute video of me begging you to be my master. #boobsblon..

2 minute video of me begging you to be my master. #boobsblondesbegging

2023-03-10 03:54:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Say your favorite dessert is red velvet cake. A bj fixation ..

Say your favorite dessert is red velvet cake. A bj fixation is like being able to eat that cake all the time. The more turned on you get, the more the cake tastes like the cupcakes you won on the cakewalk at the pep rally in 11th grade. The ones with the surprise cream center.

2023-03-09 19:16:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Guess who got a new hd webcam? This chick! I had to take a c..

Guess who got a new hd webcam? This chick! I had to take a couple of days to get my lighting and cams better set up. So here's a picture of the first time I was suspended in rope. It was at BED Dallas in 2013. The exhilaration of fighting the pain of the rope from being suspended by it, but feeling the tight comfort of it holding you and knowing you won't fall.......it's exhilarating and artistic and beautiful and makes me float into the most perfect space.

2023-03-08 23:29:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Today I was thinking of how sucking on the very tip of the h..

Today I was thinking of how sucking on the very tip of the head of a cock, with my tongue under it by the frenulum, and my top lips around the front side, makes me moan every time. It's just the top, as if suckling something.....it's strangely one of the most comforting, yet so freaking hot, parts of a Slow Job for me. It has to be something so primal, the suckling feeling. It's ... your mother's breast, your first twizzler at a movie with a boy, that first lick of ice cream off a spoon. Contradictions are what turn me on. :)

2023-03-08 23:10:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Daphne writes her first sexy tell-all book.

2023-03-07 14:03:29 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm paying tribute to the Queen D herself this week! Ms. Dap..

I'm paying tribute to the Queen D herself this week! Ms. Daphne Blake of Mystery Machine Incorporated. She just wrote her first tell -all sexy memoirs and will also be teaching you special tips and techniques on how to fuck a ghost.

2023-03-07 13:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Part two of my Candyland photo shoot, including a sexy tease..

Part two of my Candyland photo shoot, including a sexy teaser video for my Masturbation Monday video. This one's for all my pervs out there. I had a ton of fun with this shoot. Make sure to check out the full video on my page. And message me with any custom shoots or video requests.

2023-03-07 10:57:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Candyland photo shoot part one. This one is free, I have par..

Candyland photo shoot part one. This one is free, I have part two coming for all you pervs.

2023-03-07 10:35:39 +0000 UTC View Post

"Well it surely is a dream" 6 min video of all the dripping ..

"Well it surely is a dream" 6 min video of all the dripping sex appeal and candy flavored nipples you can handle.

2023-03-06 23:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Masturbation Monday is going to be all sweet, no sour! And y..

Masturbation Monday is going to be all sweet, no sour! And yes, my vibrator DOES match my outfit. Dirty pic set and video of me and multiple 0's coming later today!

2023-03-06 16:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post

If I was candy, I'd be honeysuckle flavored. No artificial f..

If I was candy, I'd be honeysuckle flavored. No artificial flavoring, straight from the source.

2023-03-05 23:51:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Reasons I like tights and pantyhose: 1. The look. So much v..

Reasons I like tights and pantyhose: 1. The look. So much variety as well. Fashion and fucking run a tight race in my life. 2. The comforting, secret naughty they make me feel when wearing them. 3. The texture: Imagine your hands slipping down my thighs. It's like being bound in the smallest of elves ropes, like a MILF Gulliver. Certain pantyhose and tights are just so smooth to wear, when you put on your dress, it slides delightfully down your ass without even a tug. 4. My feet rubbed while wearing them is double texture and sensation. Double. 5. I like when panties are outlined against sheer things. And the very best reason is because 6: The way they fit make a perfect way to keep your wand on ur clit while keeping hands free. Science.

2023-03-05 16:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Dancing last night, made me think about getting on live cam...

Dancing last night, made me think about getting on live cam.... and dancing...and chatting.... and more... tonight. 8PM-10PM. See you guys there.

2023-03-04 20:31:44 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm getting on cam tonight from 8-10. I could use some socia..

I'm getting on cam tonight from 8-10. I could use some socialization. And the aspect of me having as many (a lot) orgasms as I want in front of multiple men in a live setting, is really freaking kinda hot. I've only ever did one on one cam shows. So, to me, that seems kinda more for the guy, and this setting is more for the girl. Cuz, what slut doesn't appreciate a gang bang, real or cyber?

2023-03-04 20:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post

She just HAD to match her harness to my new hair.#Mabelsoext..

She just HAD to match her harness to my new hair.#Mabelsoextra

2023-03-04 19:54:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Free Genie Dancing Pic Set! Not nude, you pervs. Not everyth..

Free Genie Dancing Pic Set! Not nude, you pervs. Not everything has tits.

2023-03-04 19:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post

So my trip into the naughty of a genie in a bottle went from..

So my trip into the naughty of a genie in a bottle went from a tribute to Barbara Eden to dirty dancing to Britney in pink Air Forces and my see through genie pants. But, it all came together at the end of the night, when I beg you to be my Master! (That vid will be sent through a message, as I'm so not keeping that one up!) I really loved thinking about this fantasy, and hope I can get just as inspired today. Full, free picture set coming after breakfast!

2023-03-04 13:17:14 +0000 UTC View Post

So my Genie research has led me to the Christina Aguilera ki..

So my Genie research has led me to the Christina Aguilera kind of Genie of course. Which reminded me of that time in my life. My one fun night was when the kids would go to dads for the weekend once a month and I would go shake my ass at one of only two night clubs in town, the first being connected to the actual Holiday Inn. It was the time of Nelly taking his shirt off, California Love always on the track, and Everybody in the Room gettin Tipsy :) If I was to socialize in a drinking way, dancing has always been my choice. Creating energy like that with yourself or another person, has always been my fav. And don't judge my music tastes. Top 40 and Country was the only two stations we had.

2023-03-03 22:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post

After turning myself on, I have to lay down in my floor and ..

After turning myself on, I have to lay down in my floor and cum a few....dozen times.

2023-03-03 20:03:54 +0000 UTC View Post

New video in about 30 minutes. I know you guys are going to ..

New video in about 30 minutes. I know you guys are going to have just as much fun as I did with this one. XOXO

2023-03-03 19:23:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Today, I was inspired by, and am dressing in my own Genie co..

Today, I was inspired by, and am dressing in my own Genie costume. I Dream of Jeannie was one of the first shows I remember watching that made me feel a certain kind of way. I always adored this show because 1. I love closed in spaces so I wouldn't mind a bottle (and her bottle was just stylish af on the inside, and roomy!) 2. The way she called him "Master", she was obedient, but mischevious to him and he adored her. 3. The adorable cuteness of Barbara Eden. 4. She could just cross her arms and blink out of any trouble she got in. 5. Since he was her Master, he could tell her to do ANYTHING. All of those things are understandable now, but, when watching the reruns after school every day, it was a very dirty secret pleasure. I always wondered what was under the blue suit of his, and I wondered why I wondered it. XOXO

2023-03-03 17:10:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeling like a boxer spoiling for a fight, I take a ton of p..

Feeling like a boxer spoiling for a fight, I take a ton of pictures, eventually turning myself on with the "spread it for me" kind.

2023-03-03 16:02:57 +0000 UTC View Post

2023-03-03 00:01:35 +0000 UTC View Post

I bought this dress after deciding that my two chihuahuas wo..

I bought this dress after deciding that my two chihuahuas would go as Queen Elizabeth and King Charles for Halloween last year. So, after some serious consideration, I knew I wanted to dress like Princess Diana. To me, she was the epitome of grace, and one of my first remembered responses to beauty. So, I googled, "Travolta Dress", as that was the iconic dress that I most remembered. And here it was for sale in Plano, Texas! And, AND, the woman selling it had been an actress and piano singer in Los Angeles in the 80's. She said she saw it in the Jessica McClintock store on Rodeo Drive, and just had to wear it out. She ended up wearing it to the Oscars that year, and her memoirs are coming out this year. So, this dress has such a rich history, rich texture (velvet, my favorite, you know why) and it feels like butter when you slip it on. So, I decided to take some liberties with Throwback Thursday and make it about the dress.And you can't have a 1980s ball gown without the most silkiest of pantyhose, a well fitting thong, and a strapless bra to remove sexily :). I never got to wear the dress as Princess Diana because my family got sick on Halloween, so I think I'll know what I'll be next year, for sure! I hope you all are as excited for the full XXX photo shoot as I am. Be on the lookout for it this evening. XOXO Jess

2023-03-02 19:18:52 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm a lover AND a fighter!

2023-03-02 16:47:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Goth Girls Unite! My Wednesday Roleplay features what all us..

Goth Girls Unite! My Wednesday Roleplay features what all us Hot Topic shoppers have in common. Tights and Titties. :)

2023-03-01 21:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Roleplay Wednesday is finally here! Thought I'd kick it off ..

Roleplay Wednesday is finally here! Thought I'd kick it off with a pun and a tribute to one of my favorite shows. As a Goth Girl in Shitsville, Missouri in the late 90's, one of my favorite things was to come home from school and at 4:30 turn on the TV and hear.....Duh de de Duh *snap snap*..... and for the next 30 minutes, I KNEW I wasn't the only weird girl out there :) And then I'd watch Dukes of Hazard, and I was PRETTY SURE I wasn't the only one giving blowjobs in the back of pickup trucks either.

2023-03-01 18:18:36 +0000 UTC View Post

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