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Should I do an impromptu stream tonight? At maybe… 8pm centr..

Should I do an impromptu stream tonight? At maybe… 8pm central?? Mark it on your calendar!! Because this last minute scatterbrained sweetheart is *strongly* considering it!

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Guys, I’m moving home to take care of my mom. And frankly, I..

Guys, I’m moving home to take care of my mom. And frankly, I’m terrified. I’m completely overwhelmed by the amount of decluttering and physical labor this will require. I’m absolutely going to need to hire movers (and ideally packers, as I can’t afford to spend this long away from my mom), but the expense is no laughing matter. Any amount you’re able to contribute would mean the world to me, and I’m happy to provide content in exchange for your support!! All contributions will receive a heartfelt thank you, along with the following: $5 - pic $10 - photo set $20 - video $40 - custom voice message + photos $60 - all of the above [I’m shooting all new extra sexy content for this, so it’s guaranteed you’ll get something you haven’t seen before]

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Now we begin the arduous task of packing up my entire life i..

Now we begin the arduous task of packing up my entire life in Austin! And what does that mean for you?? **Good news, everyone!** I’m *severely* slashing prices on older content, so my tragedy can be your triumph! Good luck busting a guilt-free nut to that! Jkjk… but really though. Here is a video from a simpler time, when the only thing on my mind was stuffing my mouth and my puss.

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Heads up! **I’m not going to spam you daily with mass messag..

Heads up! **I’m not going to spam you daily with mass messages!** [Please read on…] I know a lot of accounts rely on this to stay at the top of your feed, but I feel like it makes it harder to connect on an individual basis, and it’s probably *very* annoying as a subscriber. Please remember to check my wall on occasion to see if I have posted anything you might like! I’ll still send unlockable DMs a couple of times a week, but from here on out, I’d prefer to give this approach a shot. What do you think? [Also if you had to mute me in the past because of spammy messages, I’m sorry. I had a team “helping” run my account for a bit, and they are *long gone*. I promise not to overwhelm you in the future]

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Ask and you shall receive! 2 exxxtra naughty maids, at your ..

Ask and you shall receive! 2 exxxtra naughty maids, at your service 😉 2 fully naked girls, 4 boobs, 10 minutes of naughty maid content, and 32 photos for 1 low low price. Because in addition to being spicy like a pepper, I’m also sweet as pie 🥰

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Did you know that once upon a time, I briefly worked as a go..

Did you know that once upon a time, I briefly worked as a go-go dancer?

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Having trouble trying to sleep? Say no more!! Let’s get snug..

Having trouble trying to sleep? Say no more!! Let’s get snuggly for bed and play around a little bit… 🥰💕😈 [Relax with me, as we do some nighttime breathing exercises together, and I’ll even let you see my plushie collection. And my boobs too!] 10 minutes long

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Riding your face and getting pounded sounds amazing right ab..

Riding your face and getting pounded sounds amazing right about now. I’m out of my mind horny and can’t focus on anything… Can you lend me a hand?? Or another appendage? 😏💕💦 ⭐️ 10 minutes long ⭐️ POV: straddling your face while you eat my pussy ⭐️ Lottts of front views, back views, all the views… ⭐️ And of course my general sweet chattiness here and there 🥰

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Did someone order up 2 extra naughty maids? Should I release..

Did someone order up 2 extra naughty maids? Should I release this video/photo set??

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No weekend plans? I got ya!! Experience the magic, the wonde..

No weekend plans? I got ya!! Experience the magic, the wonder, the bonerific joy of my most recent livestream! For a scant $30, *Stripper Night* can be yours to keep. That’s **6 hours of fully nude content**, to keep you AND your pecker entertained. So what are you waiting for? Isn’t it time you found out what all the fuss is about? [I included a sneak preview of me dancing to “Let Me Clear My Throat”, which I chose when I couldn’t stop my compulsive throat clearing]

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Something brand new and EXTRA naughty is about to hit your i..

Something brand new and EXTRA naughty is about to hit your inbox… Now RUN! Run like the wind to your DMs to see what it is 🥰 [And while you’re here, do me a favor and leave me a ❤️? It really is a tremendous help!!]

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Heh heh… Heh… Can you tell who I am? Should I finally releas..

Heh heh… Heh… Can you tell who I am? Should I finally release this set? It’s one of the first ones I ever shot for OF, and for some reason I’ve been sitting on it for nearly 2 years!

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Have I introduced you to my adorably weird IRL friend @taylo..

Have I introduced you to my adorably weird IRL friend @taylorwould ?? Well, here she is!! And here we are, bouncing and jiggling the night away.

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Uh-oh! How embarrassing… It looks like messaging is all wonk..

Uh-oh! How embarrassing… It looks like messaging is all wonky rn. Be sure to check my wall later today for something new and fun!

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Got a case of the Mondays? Don’t we all! That’s why little s..

Got a case of the Mondays? Don’t we all! That’s why little sweetheart me is sharing this snippet of **Stripper Night** with you, for the low low price of a scant **$3**. *With prices this low, they’ll have to lock me up! 😜* [Dancing to “A Milli” by Lil Wayne. A bit of an unusual choice for me, but it felt right. And you will too… 💦] [8+ minutes long]

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Pretty please can we just stay in bed a bit longer?? 🥺 I’m a..

Pretty please can we just stay in bed a bit longer?? 🥺 I’m a sleepy girl today!!

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Care for a little nerdy with your nasty? Free show tonight a..

Care for a little nerdy with your nasty? Free show tonight at **8pm central**!! The theme is “Stripper Night”, because why not fully lean into my weirdness this holiday season? [And yeah, that’s how I always stand when I’m playing Pac-Man. What of it?]

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Doing our best to stay cozy the only way we know how 🤗

Doing our best to stay cozy the only way we know how 🤗

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Just sent a tiny Thanksgiving treat to your DMs 😊 It’s nothi..

Just sent a tiny Thanksgiving treat to your DMs 😊 It’s nothing tooooo exciting, so don’t get your hopes up. But I really am thankful for your kindness and support; it means the world to me 🥰

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Is it foolish to post this, given that basically no one is w..

Is it foolish to post this, given that basically no one is working today? Eh, probably. But it’s fresh out the oven, just like Thanksgiving dinner… Wanna feel extra cared for around the holidays? Then don’t miss out on this 14 minute pornographic ASMR masterpiece. 🍗 Bouncy girlfriendy Haydn being suuuuper excited you’re home 🍗 Giving you a neck massage 🍗 Sucking you off 🍗 Riding you and taking you extra deep… 🍗 And then you know, all of my usual naughty nerdy antics

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Are you guys ready for….. *STRIPPER NIGHT!!?!?* Well, buckle..

Are you guys ready for….. *STRIPPER NIGHT!!?!?* Well, buckle up, because it’s cummin’ atcha fast! **Saturday at 8pm central** Why Stripper Night? Because it seems like a completely unhinged choice for the holiday season. Plus it’s my show and I said so. Anywho, we’ll be playing classic strip club tunes, basking in the blacklight, and I’ll even put on an especially trashy little outfit for ya. Come on!! Let’s make it raiiiiin and get lowwww!!

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Honestly, I just really love this sauce. Sometimes I look ..

Honestly, I just really love this sauce. Sometimes I look at my Mambo sauce and say “Sweetie, let’s run away together! Just you and me…” Alas, the sauce can’t muster a response. As it is just a packet of sauce, you see.

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More stream pics!! Now it’s that magic moment when we vote o..

More stream pics!! Now it’s that magic moment when we vote on a start time. 🤓 What time would you like me to do a very special Thanksgiving stream this Saturday? [Also please ❤️ this!! It lets the OF algorithm know my content is worthwhile, which helps me survive!]

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Screencaps from my lives so often wind up being some of my f..

Screencaps from my lives so often wind up being some of my favorite shots of myself. But why?? I think it’s because I just genuinely enjoy having fun with you guys. Seriously. You make me laugh and smile, and I just have the very best time streaming for you. Speaking of which, I’m thinking of doing a Saturday stream… What say you?

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The wildly popular Pure Passion stream is here!! It’s the pe..

The wildly popular Pure Passion stream is here!! It’s the perfect weekend activity - 5.5 hours of content, fudge-packed with fun and fappable fanfare! ⭐️ 15+ stripteases to **classic tunes** ⭐️ Unending girlfriendy observations about life ⭐️ Occasional drama as I scold rampant viewers ⭐️ Pussy, b-hole AND taters galore!!! ⭐️ Guaranteed to make you smile AND bust a nut Look, if you don’t unlock it for me, do it for… - Elton John - Tears For Fears - The Human League - Talking Heads - Queen - Michael Jackson - Murray Head - The Beach Boys - Harry Nilsson - Lynyrd Skynyrd … and much MUCH *more*!!! [In case it’s not obvious, yes, I get fully naked. It’s honestly nuts I sell these shows for so little. It’s top notch entertainment]

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Guess who’s still in bed…. But I’m editing fun stuff for you..

Guess who’s still in bed…. But I’m editing fun stuff for you, so stay tuned!!! And don’t forget to check your DMs later…

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Feeling sooo chipper with my pretty pink hair!! I’ve already..

Feeling sooo chipper with my pretty pink hair!! I’ve already shot 3 new videos for you 🥰 Are you *kinda* excited or **very** excited?? [Also…. Go check your DMs… Tout suite!!]

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Can you guess what I’m doing with my hair?? 👀

Can you guess what I’m doing with my hair?? 👀

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[Previously *unreleased* fully nude and fully nerdy striptea..

[Previously *unreleased* fully nude and fully nerdy striptease INCOMING!!] Are you into video games? Are you into threesomes? Are you into Carlotta Champagne and Dare Taylor?? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you should probably unlock this mega bundle, so you can witness the making of a simulated **Princess Daisy DP** scene, AND the ensuing **fully nude 3 girl striptease**! Trust me, it’ll make you exclaim *“Mamma mia!”* This was my very first group collab *ever*, and it’s still one of our absolute favorites. Pricing it CRAZY low because it’s Monday, I’m sleep-deprived, and I feel like being extra sweet! [31 photos, 2 videos, nearly 7 minutes of content, featuring 3 dorky Playboy models]

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Why am I awake at this hour??? Somebody, quick! Gimme a span..

Why am I awake at this hour??? Somebody, quick! Gimme a spankin’ and learn me a lesson! [For real though. This 7am bedtime is gross and it’s officially no longer cute.]

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